So yeah was talking to my partner about fantasies. She brought up Wam. I thought she was talking about an 80s band...... She told me to come here.here and ask. Think I get the idea. She said something about slime. I'm guess you guys have the experience......

Welcome to the UMD!

WAM (Wet And Messy) comes in all flavours from "She puts on a really nice evening dress, with tights and heels and jewellery, and then she sits in a cake and you pour a bucket of custard into her lap" through to full on stark naked messy sex with both people covered in slippery goo. Or have two girls in jeans and t-shirts and boots rolling around in a mud-pit with each other. Or custard pies in the face. Or going out to a swanky restaurant all dressed up and nice, but with slowly melting chocolate bars put into each other's underwear to create a nice mess afterwards. Or girls dressed as car mechanics filling each other's overalls with cooking oil. Or custard shampoos. Or getting all dressed up in latex or PVC gear, and then going wild with the cool whip. The possibilities are endless, and it's all good messy fun.

Slime is usually green and poured over people from above, kind of like you sometimes see on TV but replace the outfits with stuff you personally like (or nothing).

You can buy a powder to make gunge / slime from several vendors here, pop over the Classifieds forum, think I saw someone offering enough to make 24 litres for a discount price earlier today.

Hope you find what you're looking for, have fun!

It was slime she liked. Green. Like on TV. She's always liked formal clothes, like office wear. How could I slime her like "on TV"

Ok, you need to buy some "green gunge powder" - there's currently a UK seller offering powder for 24 litres for eight quid on the classified forum here - https://umd.net/forums/24-litres-of-natrosol-gunge-f - but I think there are US sellers too (even look on eBay for "gunge powder" - people sell it for charity events and stuff).

Then, get an inflatable kiddie paddling pool, plus some tarps / plastic dust sheets (or find somewhere secluded outside). Lay out the tarps to protect the floor and any nearby furniture (be warned, this stuff splatters). Place the kiddie pool in the middle of the tarps and then line it with another dust sheet (this is so you can throw out the dust sheet and the paddling pool is still clean).

Put a chair in the middle of the paddling pool and a step-ladder across it behind the chair, so you can climb up and pour straight down onto the chair. Put a few layers of decent cardboard under the chair legs and the stepladder feet, so they don't punch through the plastic.

Mix up the gunge in buckets, instructions come with it, follow them carefully. Probably fun for both of you do to this together but have her wear casual stuff so it doesn't matter if she gets a little splashed.

Then once it's all ready, she changes into her smart office outfit, sits on the chair, you climb up the ladder with the buckets (probably one at a time), and let her have it!

For best coverage, she should sit straight up, not hunched forwards, and you could start by pouring over her skirt and then on each shoulder before you finish off with a final bucket directly onto her head. That way you'll avoid what often happens on TV where despite loads of gunge, the front of her clothes are still clean. Assuming she wants to get totally slimed that is.

Afterwards you can remove the chair and then she (and you if you wish) can roll about in the gunge in the pool to get totally covered. Shampooing it into each other's hair can be fun.

If you want to film it, have a video camera on a tripod running - make sure before you do it that the camera is seeing everything you and she want it to. Check the view with the lady sitting in the same pose she'll be taking the gunge in, for example if you line it up with her sitting flat, but she then crosses her legs, the view of the skirt is liable to be blocked. Don't feel under any obligation to film it, though it can be fun to watch stuff you've done again afterwards, just tips if you want to.

To get rid of the gunge afterwards, gather up the tarps into a heavy duty trash bag, get one of those tubs with handles they sell at toy shops, put the bag in that and then carefully put everything in the bag, use the tub to carry it outside to the rubbish bins - that way there's no risk of it leaking all over your floors on the way out. Be warned, this kind of gunge is very slippery, both of you watch your step once it's been poured.

Most of all, have fun!

DM1 -

As Ed McMahon used to say to Johnny Carson in one of their regular skits: (between both of your answers), "Right there is EVERYTHING a person could ever want to know about slime!"

And the answer from Johnny would be: "Wrong, Camel Breath!"

But seriously, that was a crash course in slime! Great job!

Norman

Lucky man! Well, an easy and delicious way to make slime is to whip up some cake batter and add some green food coloring. Add the desired amount of water to adjust its thickness. Use an electric mixer for better consistency. Works great and it's cheep!

Awesome. Thanks for your help. Ill get the real stuff stuff. Never knew she wanted to be slimed. She likes the idea of a tank, shower setup, as she would be locked in with no were to go. I guess I could work something out. Any suggestions?

What would be best a surprise sliming or planned? Let her know when it's happening?

After doing some research. Is it true the powered dries back to a powder? And can be brushed off? Also advise on the above would be good

That's mostly for you guys to work out - my gut instinct would be planned as that way a) she can be wearing something she wants to be slimed in (and not wearing anything she doesn't), and b) the logistics are a lot easier.


That seems unlikely to be honest. Perhaps if left for several months (or put in an oven), but even then I doubt it'd go back to something re-usable. Best to assume you're going to have several gallons of green slippery liquid to get rid of afterwards, and that you don't want it on carpets or clothes other than those you've both chosen to get messy in.