BREAKING NEWS

Santa Claus detained in Australia.

In news which will be devastating for children all over the world,
Santa Claus has been detained by the Australian Border Force.

He is charged with illegal entry to the country and he is now being required
to observe 14 days quarantine.

4 billion tonnes of illicit goods have been confiscated by Australian customs.

As he was pictured being led off to cells, Santa was heard to lament,
"It's all Finished, It's All Done, Please Feed my Reindeer!"
Peter



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i'm terrified that the aussie gov will have the reindeer euthanized???

Happy Christmas to all, and koala good night!