Was wondering if anyone has any pics or vids of guys with a grease gun down the front of their pants getting axle grease pumped all over their tackle --- or has any experience/stories of doing it --- they'd like to share?

The first couple show me mixing grease with a very strong black paint (Hammerite) and then Davina rollering it onto a silk blouse and suede skirt. The third picture is a later one of me coating my cock in grease before coating it in sand then covering it all with my speedos.