Audra has introduced us to her buddy Marron, her longtime internet buddy from Australia. We all happened to be in San Francisco for the weekend and decided to do a MessyHot cakeporn scene on the beach with the golden gate bridge in the background. We actually ended up with an audience and cheering section. For this scene, Audra had dyed her bush to match her hair too! Like all MessyHot scenes, this one begins with cake being smashed onto butts. Because it was a beach and nobody fancies eating sand they did the smashing standing up and then using their feet mashed the left overs into the sand.
After the initial cake smashing, a pudding fight ensues, and then some whipped cream messing and spanking with slow motion. The whipped cream explosions go everywhere. Not being satisfied with the mess yet, they engage in frosting painting and then draw pretty pictures with icing on one another. They couldn't decide who should pie who in the face and so the two ladies opted to do each other at the same time!
With some of the more opaque goodies out of the way they moved on to corn syrup and covered themselves, getting super shiny in the process. Sound cuts out for a couple of moments at this point as the mic dropped power and then returns just after they've started covering themselves with sprinkles and more corn syrup both of which come with more slow motion goodness. After sprinkles some more icing painting happens much to the pleasure of the viewing crowd we'd developed.
Blueberry syrup is the next messy ingredient up to the plate and they get some amazing coverage, almost ending up looking like a scene from a horror film. We have a celebrity guest cupcake thrower on deck, Keith aka Cowpunch from Seattle. His aim is stellar and he manages to whale on them impact after impact even when they become moving targets. Of course it wouldn't be MessyHot without a slow motion cupcake toss or two. With cupcakes exhausted it becomes time for the facials and after being covered to the point of not being able to see and barely speak, they run off into the bay to rinse off in the water.
I picked up a new day job. Have been focusing suuuuper hard on it. I have actually been doing a ton of production. I have some exciting new models for u guys
Love you, too
I can't help though that whenever I see sprinkles and the like I think of this. 
