OK, I know this is a very, very long shot, but what the hell...

I'll be in Atlanta for a training course in mid-May. I'll have a decent amount of free time, a nice hotel room all to myself and a modest budget that I could conceivably use for messy supplies. Is anyone up for some messy fun (i.e. pies, shaving cream, whatever we could find within walking distance unless you have a car)? I'd prefer a female mess partner, as utterly improbable as that is, but I'm open to everyone who replies (as long as you aren't planning to murder me).

I personally only get messy with women, but welcome to Atlanta. What area are you staying in?

Oh damn. I was hoping to murder you, but now I see that is a hard limit for you. Oh well.

Yeah, sorry. Not into savory, not into getting murdered.