Hi, I'm staying in a hotel in Slough on Saturday 18th Sept and wondered if anyone would be free and wanted to have some messy fun?

I hope to hear from you with your messy ideas for a meet..

Bugger. If it was two or three days later, I could have popped over for a cheeky wee pie

If it was 4 years ago, I would of still lived in that area

Ahh well I'm in Cromer often enough so can arrange something I hope

Bugger indeed lol