Hello there.
Real life has taken up most of my time lately.. But, getting messy has been on my mind for a while. My last session with my boyfriend was shortly after the birth of our daughter. I wasn't 100% feeling back to myself yet but summer flew by and is coming to an end. It's safe to say I am more than ready to get messy again.. Asap. If anyone has any ideas they would like to give us for a solo or couple session, please don't hesitate to let me know. I miss the community and the messy fun.

I guess I should include, I want to use edible stuff this time! The last session was shaving foam.. We will surely come up with something fun on our own but if anyone wanted to throw something out there I'm open to it.

Oatmeal and brownie batter?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I've never used oatmeal. It's very intriguing. I'm loving the brownie batter. We may just have to try that.

Vinyl sheets, and pudding massage. Can't go wrong.

Pudding is awesome. I love it. Messy in bed would be great.

I might suggest pancake or chocolate syrup, maybe cake batter, pudding.....

Congrats on the little one! Certainly makes finding time for mess more challenging.

You can never go wrong with more pies!

Hey there. Good to see you back. What about chocolate syrup or molasses?

Congratulations to you both, and welcome back.

Love what you do with cake in its various formats. Grinding on a heavily frosted layer cake, batter poured over you or for dunking your head in. Contrasting colors against your dresses is fun too: chocolate smashed all over (and under) a light colored dress, light colored and creamy with a dark one.

Have you ever tried filling shoes with cake batter and squishing your feet in and out? Oversized is best for wiggling your toes and still feeling the mess in there. Haven't done cake batter with shoes, but have enjoyed honey, syrup, eggs and pudding in them.

Pudding and custard are both incredible and don't melt like whipped cream does on a warm body.

Oatmeal is more difficult to clean up because the oats don't dissolve in water and if it should dry even a little in your hair, any hair, it is like a flour-paste-glue and you may need to cut it out. It was great fun, but for me, cleanup was a bitch.

Plain yoghurt is also fun but it is going to be cold and it doesn't really pour like custard or pudding but it feels great dropping a big mass of yoghurt into your pants or on your face or chest. It also mixes with most anything.

Chocolate sauce or pancake syrup are delightful, just purchase 3X more than you think you'll use because it sucks to run out and trust me, you will use all of it.

Honey is a great sensation but you need a lot or your body will just feel like a sticky movie theater floor. It is also expensive but warm it up a little bit and, oh, wow.

Cake batter is cheap and easy provided you use ready mix. I find that purchasing and mixing in eggs doesn't improve the fun enough to justify the time and money. But you can fill every bowl, pan, pail, and pitcher in your house, borrow several from your neighbors and just have the most fun of your life.

An inexpensive, fun, viscous treat that won't make your home reek like a Waffle House for a week is simple corn syrup (like Karo). It is cheap and you can dilute it a bit so it pours better, or use it to stiffen up other things. (Yeah, I said it.)

Although you can buy large amounts for relatively little money, I'd be real careful with ketchup as it is acidic and not comfortable in the eyes or, uh, soft tissue and mucus membranes.

Nacho cheese can be purchased in quantity but do NOT try the kind with hot peppers already mixed in --- unless you're into chemical burns, which I am not.

I know I don't need to mention this, but whatever you decide to use, have fun.

And share pictures!!!!

Nutella is great, warmed up to around 90F/32C

Suggestions based on my favorite stuff...

Cake batter - different colors And flavors. I eliminate egg from the mix and double the oil so I don't have to worry about raw egg issues

Choco sauce
Clear syrup
Pancake syrup
Molasses
Condensed milk
Pudding
Mayonnaise

Mayo seems gross but keeps the syrups from getting too sticky

The best is when it's all mixed together in my opinion... maybe I'll have to pre mix it next time I get messy...

I can't wait to see what you do next. I love messy oral so....

Peanut butter always a winner in my book

You have received a lot of good advice from people who have experience ...

My experience as someone who loves seeing someone in action would say two things: receiving a pie to your face (wearing whatever or not much) is still a wonderful adventure ... and secondly head-dunking looks delightful when self-performed ... a woman named Dixie dunked her head into several buckets of batter in one video I loved (Jayce Lane's House of Mess) and at one point she exclaimed "This is freaking awesome!" (if I am recalling the moment correctly) ... it looked like an absolutely awesome adventure in getting merrily messy ... I note that having your head pushed downward is a different delight ... this invokes another aura ...

I hope being a mom is going really really well ... my experience is that having children takes a person out of oneself ... just saying ... I love seeing you enjoy the exploits you present ... looking forward to whatever you do!

Try to go in the mud

I think we should open a store finally

If you are looking for "anything" edible.. Tinned sardines might be a contender, along with mixed spices and syrup.

I know it's been suggested already, but I'd like to see ya use, pudding and/or cake batter, with a lot of chocolate sauce. But anything ya'll do will be fine with me!!!

It's not edible, but if you like slime, try this.

Wall paper paste with warm water, mixed to your thickness, then add an emulsion paint colour of your choice.

I love it, it feels nice and silky ( but please do a small tester beforehand, just in case, but it is harmless and water soluble)

Picture of me in yellow wall paper paste attached

Be careful with wallpaper pastes, most now contain anti-mildew agents which can be harmful.

It would be amazing if you'd sit on the bed on your knees and he's standing naked with his dick right in front of your face and then pours yogurt and custard alternating over your face while you give him a BJ.

If you are close to the Netherlands I would be more than happy to sponsor a bathtub full of custard for you to use

go for paint
a good decorator job tha ends in a paint war

maybe you spice it up with some sexy clothes to heat it up for your boyfriend...

and then have fun !!!