Saw this advert on TV.
It said that someone finds love on f-harmony, every fourteen minutes!
Crickey, I thought, he'll need some time off-line soon!

Then the wife complained that she never gets enough foreplay these days.
"Well," I suggested, "If you have another couple in mind, we could always ask them and
see what they say!"
Now she doesn't even want any foreplay!I

Boris Johnson is refusing to make any more official visits to schools. He's terrified of
another little voice shouting out, "That's my dad!"

The answer to the question is no!