Any brilliant ideas for a hot solo pie video?

Cum on it?

I'd like to see total head coverage. Only breathing through your mouth. A nice sexy pie shampoo too.

business casual. shoes socks belt and all

Sheer plurality of pies. Just bury yourself. Creamiest, fluffiest pies imaginable.

Public performance. A half dozen pies, set up in a public square (plastic underneath), and self-administration for others to see.

Formal wear won! Pics and videos to follow

THIS PLEASE.

Formal wear, huh? I'm sure you'll look classy...for all of the five seconds you're clean. I wish I hadn't missed the poll--I was completely unaware there was one.