I have a black swimsuit on and I've curled my long blonde hair and done my make-up for what I think is a non-messy shoot!
However Annabelle suddenly throws mushy peas at my cleavage!
I object so she throws some spaghetti in the same place!
Then baked beans as I try and make sense of all this!
I then get a very cold jug of eggs over my head and cold ketchup!
Disgustingly I then get Branston Pickle dumped on my head!
A huge bowl of green gunge follows over my head and then a bowl of custard follows that!
Cold salad cream then gets squirted on my head!
By now I look pregnant with all the food in my swimsuit so I squeeze it until all the mess comes out of my cleavage!
Annabelle then pours gravy over my head.
Can you believe she actually dumps Piccalilli on my head Next....yuck...it's revolting! Brown sauce then gets squirted over my head and it's so spicy it's stings my skin!
More salad cream follows!
I'm then left to wallow around in the bathful of slops.
It stinks!
However being Messy Jessie I can take anything and even gather some slops and pour them over my head!
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