For my money, you cannot beat Ariel's $50 specials whenever it is offered. But again. for an inexpensive alternative, there is always Fiverr. Latest girl from SOuth America is Cynthiaepm who formerly I'm pretty sure went under the name Cyneug until she got her act together. She loves pies and just needs some "guidance" in messy pies, but she is a real cutie! She can be found at
Yeah! I'd "love to play her keyboard", if you know what I mean!
Actually, I don't know whether to be dismayed that a musical instrument is being used as a table for pies (where cream could get in/on the instrument) or think that it's kind of "artsy" to have a keyboard in the picture!
Years ago, I was in the pit band for a 1920's-style musical and there was a pie scene a few feet from us. I don't know if I was mad because the victim was a man (I was), or if I was that protective of my instrument, but I was pissed when some cream got on my keyboard!
Norman
**Actually, the keyboard was an organ. But I could just imagine the comments if I had said that I was protective of my organ, and was pissed when cream got on my organ!