Since we are all stuck where we are, I thought you might enjoy this little tidbit. Please, no biting of tids without permission.

I am often asked by the WAM community."Robby, when you write a script what comes first, the music or the lyrics." After realizing that they are a little nutty in the head I go on to explain that I come up with ideas and dialogue for scripts from all sorts of sources that most people do. I just have a very fertile (read: warped) mind for this sort of thing. Plus all the research I have done gives me a pretty good feel for a specific niche of WAM. Not to be confused with the niece of WAM, which we really don't want to get into.

So after we wrote and shot Amy's first video for MGG, she was showing me something she had done outside of WAM that she wanted my opinion on.which of course I happily gave her.

Now in some thing else she showed me, she was wearing an all over black sequin dress and I of course remarked"Now THAT is a WAM" dress. To which she replied "In your dreams WAM freak." (I'm starting to notice a certain similarity between Amy and Jayce..but I digress)

Anyway, I kept "suggesting" it because I had this idea for something in a scene involving a black dress that I wanted to do in her first video but forgot to write it in. But she just kept holding her finger up and saying"Expensive dress does not get the mess." (She's poetic that way). You can probably deduce which finger on your own.

However, after a little negotiation and her reluctance to ruin a dress she actually liked, she agreed. By the way, when someone calls you a "dicksickle" is that a bad thing? Never mind.

Anyway, Mr. MG did a great job with the shoot and of course Amy did a terrific job with the concept possibly because the she was hesitant to wear the dress to begin with. But then I finally got to see what I wanted visually.Amy standing there while a huge bucket of WHITE slime fell on her completely covering a BLACK dress. It truly is a striking visual. I'm amazing more haven't done it. I'm amazed Amy didn't strike me. And then the white slime was covered with chocolate slime because.um.well that's just the way things work in the world of WAM.

Ironically, my favorite part of the vid turned out to be something Amy did on her ownwalking into the bathroom staying "in character" as she berated the producers and even the shower itself for their "inadequacies."

Hope you enjoyed this anatomy lesson.

(Back to looking up "dicksickle.")

Some example pics below.

Robby

Wow! Superb work, and framed so we can see all of the dress too. Very nice!

I love this scene. Amy plays the enraged and humiliated victim better than anyone in the WAM business. I hope to see more Messy Glamoiur Girls shoots soon!

Like I said....I just loved what she did once she got into the bathroom...completely on her own.

Wait that was her own dress then? Or did you buy her a copy for the scene?

It was. And still is...............I think. Kinda sorta.

Gotta admit, dat dress looks supurb!

Where is this video located Robby?

Fresno.

https://vidown.com/cgi/store2.pl?site=messyglamourgirls.com

Dick Sickle. He lived on my block.

Fresno, CA? That's not far from me XD thanks Robby

She is absolutely gorgeous clean.

I'd like to give Amy an interview to why she likes to get messy and gets messy in the same process. That'd be Great! you Amy! When you get so messy, The more messier the better!

Absolutely That's one reason why Amy's such an A-list superstar of our world

I have always said that Amy looks exactly like the LAST type of person who would dress up and get hit with pies. Her "skills" on camera are just a double bonus.

After 20 years I have become so "WAM jaded" that when I work with Amy or Jayce, I begin to appreciate how difficult it is to get right...which they do the majority of the time.

Working with both of them I also get to learn really cool words and biological impossibilities.

Robby

hes not lying. i keep things way too real in our text conversations. if we were to post a thread of mine and robbys texts?? or recordings of him calling me? it would be a lot of crickets on robbys end with me jabbering like a psycho about god knows what. it somehow works when doing this kind of stuff. me being a total batshit crazy person and all........amy? is a sadistic turd whom i shall get revenge on soon enough. amy, you look amazing in that dress. bring another one of your faves and we will "go out for some drinks"




...............................................i dont drink. mwhaahahaha

Amy is a treasure and one of the brightest stars in the twinkly constellation of sparkling, beautiful WAM models our community is blessed with. She's both knockout gorgeous and a gifted comedienne with a natural flair for adding MORE of whatever the scene calls for (as Robby's account above attests).

Long ago I used to chat with the man behind wetandmessy.com and he told me that he thought the legendary Kymberly Jane was so good at making WAM videos that she drew a superior performance out of any other model she worked with (even a stellar veteran like Naomi K, who was Kym's best co-star if you ask me). I would guess Amy has long been in a similar category.

And because the photos above don't emphasize how short Amy's amazing dress is, and how it shows off her luscious legs...

Forgot to mention how amazing Jayce looks in her cameo in this video. I can only pray to the WAM gods above that Jayce gets pied in that dress! Her guest appearance is perfect tit-for-tat payback for Amy's sexy treachery in Season 1 of the Jayce Lane Show!!!

And Robby, it's great to see your comedy skills at work again, and with such world class WAM talent no less! If the promised but presumably delayed summit meeting between Mrs. Bee and Amy ever comes to pass, I'm hoping you get to script the scene.

QUOTE JAYCE:

hes not lying. i keep things way too real in our text conversations. if we were to post a thread of mine and robbys texts?? or recordings of him calling me? it would be a lot of crickets on robbys end with me jabbering like a psycho about god knows what.

"LIKE a psycho??????"

Sorry to hear about that cricket infestation in your household, Robby. I can recommend a good exterminator if you need one.

And Jayce does look a bit psychotic in the top photo in my post above. In the bottom photo she's back into her "Don't worry, it's just me -- good ol' Jayce!" mode. I'd be careful if I were you, though. You could end up falling in love with a gorgeous lunatic like that, especially one who takes pies so fetchingly...

I'm telling you.....she has to work her way DOWN to lunatic.

i went down, down, down, and the flames were burning higher........ cue the music notes.

this can be used in SO MANY WAYS......

ill let you all do with it what you will but robby is no liar. im batshit and i love you all!

I hope that some day the two of you will get to appear together and have a tit-for-tat humiliating catfight in fancy dresses! That'd be a dream come true!

Just imagine two women in a messy catfight dressed up. I have NEVER thought of that one before.

Amy never disappoints! She looks great in that black dress