Even tho I am a mud guy I love fun and games with my Girl Friend with other WAM stuff. While I think pies look sexy and cool, from an in the bedroom perspective and just sex I don't care for pie crusts! Just get in the way of all the yummy whipped topping, chocolate etc. Now I could simply get handfuls of the stuff and plaster her, but it would be nice to have a way of delivering more than a handful right in her face, boobs, ass whatever, but not too much like a bucket full. Any suggestions?

Phil

So kind of a scaled down, home version of the Splattgun?

That would work, any idea how to make one that will not take my G/F head off LOL

Phil

Paper or plastic disposable plate, and just toss the plate aside once the mess is delivered.

(fx: waits for legions of pie fans to scream "blasphemy!")

I think the harder task would be to have a mechanism for reloading. You can always make it less violent with either less air or a larger barrel. It would take some experiments to find that perfect equalibruam. Then you can figure out how to connect it to a smart device, so you can just say "Alexa, pie me".

Just use a big spoon or ladle to fling the stuff!

Pile your ingredients ON an empty pillowcase an gard the sides of it. Then "hit" her in the face and wrap your hands arpund either side of her head.

How about one of these? Would probably work good with chocolate syrup.
https://www.amazon.com/Pack-Emoji-Water-Blaster-Shooter/dp/B01MY3JBMR/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1515065537&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=pool+water+gun&psc=1