I'm watching a video of the Arizona Diamondbacks jumping in the pool at Chase Field fully clothed after winning the NLDS, and it just occurred to me that there's 100% an alternate universe where the Baltimore Orioles win the World Series in 2014 and Adam Jones spends the entirety of the parade route running alongside the buses and pieing random fans, before getting pied himself mid- speech at the podium.
Love you, too
