I attempt to play a card game with Alice today but she knows somethings up and gives in. She sacrifices herself to the mess think i was going to cheat her! Anyway i enjoy giving her the mess of Pies, Custard, Toffee Sauce, Squirty Cream, Golden Syrup, Mayonnaise, Passata, Ketchup, Baked Beans, and various soups.
Charlotte the Princess asked Alice "Do you want to come back to my palace? We can play a fair game Where success is the aim And gunge could be my poisoned chalice."
Miss Alice replied to Miss Charlotte "I don't trust you one bit, scheming varlet!" So down then sat Alice And Charlotte showed malice With oodles of gunge on our starlet.
Love you, too
