Has anyone used salad cream before?

I mean I love the stuff to eat, but never been turned into a salad cream lollipop before

How can I stop it burning the eyes and will it be risky with dyed hair?

It's fine for hair just don't get it directly in your eyes you can't do anything about it stinging because of the vinegar unfortunately

you could go with mayo (less vinegar, and not an affront to God and nature )

Bit late, I have four bottles of salad cream ready