So, I'm into textures more than anything else. I personally love the feeling of degradation and playful humiliation.
I'm looking for a substance that i would be a little bit scared of. Enough to make it exciting. Cards on the table, I hate savoury and 'gross out'. I normally stick to porridge, custard and gunge.
I've been considering cottage cheese.
What do you think. And more importantly, any suggestions?
Thanks guys

what type of scenario / use are you going to be using it in
ie at home by yourself or with a partner, or out side walking down the street in public etc?

if its at home on your own can you describe in which way its humiliating for you, ie does the substance have to be something thats not in your 'like' wheelhouse or something that will look like a bad substance

Oatmeal?