But corporations are people with needs and feelings, too. D: Just think of all the S& 500 companies you are making cry at the thought of being disenfranchised. My toupee fitting business (Tim's Totally Tubular Toupee and Lingerie Emporium and Warehouse) has been popping Xanax nonstop since the news broke.
There is validity to the arguments that legally corporations are people and the act of anthropomorphizing them as I do just seeds anger but just because something may legally be defined as a person does not justify the unfettered use of money to cuckold politics. :/
Getting money out of politics is more important than getting sense [oops I stuttered I mean science] into politics.
Also fun fact: One of the image results for 'Tim's Totally Tubular Toupee and Lingerie Emporium and Warehouse' was a guy covered in mud so this post should probably be moved to the messy forum.