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  Early childhood, earliest memory is playing in a mud puddle when I was like 2 or 3.
Early childhood, earliest memory is playing in a mud puddle when I was like 2 or 3.  Both, getting messy on my own doesn't do anything anymore.  I need a partner, preferably one that's really into it.
Both, getting messy on my own doesn't do anything anymore.  I need a partner, preferably one that's really into it.  methylcellulose/lube, vanilla pudding, oil
methylcellulose/lube, vanilla pudding, oil  The same ones
The same ones  See #1
See #1  The singular time my ex indulged me in messy sex.
The singular time my ex indulged me in messy sex.  The look, and feel trigger the parts of my brain that turn me on.
The look, and feel trigger the parts of my brain that turn me on.  Yes, a couple friends here.  No one outside of UMD though.
Yes, a couple friends here.  No one outside of UMD though.  Used to always, for a long time until I stumbled upon this site, Wambabes, Wamtec, and MessyFun, I thought I was alone in the world.
Used to always, for a long time until I stumbled upon this site, Wambabes, Wamtec, and MessyFun, I thought I was alone in the world.   efinitely.
efinitely.  epends on the situation/mood
epends on the situation/mood  Sure, lots of them.
Sure, lots of them.  robably.
robably.  Upset?  I don't know if that's the word.  Jealous maybe?  Especially if it's a video or something and I can tell the person hates it.  Meanwhile, I'd give my right nut to find someone to share this with.
Upset?  I don't know if that's the word.  Jealous maybe?  Especially if it's a video or something and I can tell the person hates it.  Meanwhile, I'd give my right nut to find someone to share this with.  ::shrug:: not that I'm aware of.
::shrug:: not that I'm aware of.  I guess technically.
I guess technically.  My penis.
My penis.  Artistically, I like them, but as for my own pleasure, I don't think so.  Tactile sensation overrides my visual centers if I'm actually in the act.
Artistically, I like them, but as for my own pleasure, I don't think so.  Tactile sensation overrides my visual centers if I'm actually in the act.  Yes, smooth and slippery FTW!  Thick like mud is fun too, but I'm not a fan of cakes, pies, crusty, savory etc.
Yes, smooth and slippery FTW!  Thick like mud is fun too, but I'm not a fan of cakes, pies, crusty, savory etc.  Full Immersion, preferably in a tub, making hot sweet whoopie with a girlfriend.
Full Immersion, preferably in a tub, making hot sweet whoopie with a girlfriend.  I mean warm is a lot sexier than cold.
I mean warm is a lot sexier than cold.  Myself, men, pies, crusty things, expensive things.
Myself, men, pies, crusty things, expensive things.  Yeah, got caught in my childhood by my parents in the tub in my clothes.  Then tanned my ass good and told me I was a freak.  Really reinforced those negative kink feelings through most of my life until about a few years ago.
Yeah, got caught in my childhood by my parents in the tub in my clothes.  Then tanned my ass good and told me I was a freak.  Really reinforced those negative kink feelings through most of my life until about a few years ago.  For me, no, not really.  I'd rather wear what my partner wanted me to, and vice versa.
For me, no, not really.  I'd rather wear what my partner wanted me to, and vice versa.  Shower/Bathtub IS probably the easiest place.
Shower/Bathtub IS probably the easiest place.  Make sure no one is coming over?
Make sure no one is coming over? The first specific thing I can remember was playing on my porch during a summer downpour when my babysitter and her sister came splashing up in faded bellbottoms and tanktops. In general, I remember being young and liking getting "accidentally" wet in my clothes; and I was an adolescent when I discovered all the great Nickelodeon shows.
 The first specific thing I can remember was playing on my porch during a summer downpour when my babysitter and her sister came splashing up in faded bellbottoms and tanktops. In general, I remember being young and liking getting "accidentally" wet in my clothes; and I was an adolescent when I discovered all the great Nickelodeon shows.   I would love the opportunity to get messy WITH someone, but that aside, I prefer getting messy myself.
 I would love the opportunity to get messy WITH someone, but that aside, I prefer getting messy myself.  Eggs, pudding, pancake syrup.
 Eggs, pudding, pancake syrup.  Would love to pie a victim, cover in syrup, ice cream poured in clothes.
 Would love to pie a victim, cover in syrup, ice cream poured in clothes.  I've played battleship online, that was fun.
 I've played battleship online, that was fun.   Muddy riverbanks when going for wet.
 Muddy riverbanks when going for wet.  I've been totally covered in mud, and several self messings at home.
 I've been totally covered in mud, and several self messings at home.   Both. It's fun, and when I was a camp counselor tossing people in the pool and doing a small pie fight was fun just for fun's sake. But when I get totally obliterated I almost always cum.
 Both. It's fun, and when I was a camp counselor tossing people in the pool and doing a small pie fight was fun just for fun's sake. But when I get totally obliterated I almost always cum.  No.
 No.  Well, I don't generally talk about kinks in public company...
 Well, I don't generally talk about kinks in public company...  Not a specific one, generally like amateur and clothed.
 Not a specific one, generally like amateur and clothed.   Gradual.
 Gradual.  Several other people, mixed gender, fully clothed, and a variety of sweet substances. Start with some sort of game, like spin the bottle or strip poker but the penalty/winning is getting some mess. Eventually the game goes away and it becomes a big messy cuddle and kissing party, perhaps with some stroking and oral.
 Several other people, mixed gender, fully clothed, and a variety of sweet substances. Start with some sort of game, like spin the bottle or strip poker but the penalty/winning is getting some mess. Eventually the game goes away and it becomes a big messy cuddle and kissing party, perhaps with some stroking and oral.  Marshmallow fluff, fruit pie filling, beans, a real bakery cream pie, cake, ice cream, applesauce.
 Marshmallow fluff, fruit pie filling, beans, a real bakery cream pie, cake, ice cream, applesauce.   No
 No  Crossdressing; wet clothes; clothes destruction. Would like to try bondage, pegging, collars, threesome, feet/toe sucking, tickling.
 Crossdressing; wet clothes; clothes destruction. Would like to try bondage, pegging, collars, threesome, feet/toe sucking, tickling.  Haven't been seen, but have done it in a public place. Would like to do a "lost bet" scenario where the set up is I have to take multiple pies or similar messing in a public place because I lost a bet.
 Haven't been seen, but have done it in a public place. Would like to do a "lost bet" scenario where the set up is I have to take multiple pies or similar messing in a public place because I lost a bet.   No, but I'd like to try a gunge tank, and I'd like to get an inflatable pool, would be larger and more comfortable than my tub.
 No, but I'd like to try a gunge tank, and I'd like to get an inflatable pool, would be larger and more comfortable than my tub.  Not specific colors, but I like contrasts, like whipped cream on dark clothes, chocolate on light, faded denim going dark when wet...
 Not specific colors, but I like contrasts, like whipped cream on dark clothes, chocolate on light, faded denim going dark when wet...  Very
 Very  All ways, in face, over head, filling shoes then slipping them on, but also to feel the mess dripping onto my bare feet, both over and being poured into clothes...
 All ways, in face, over head, filling shoes then slipping them on, but also to feel the mess dripping onto my bare feet, both over and being poured into clothes...  Not that important, though I try to give eggs time to come up to room temperature, and I've enjoyed syrup or honey when it's been warmed first.
 Not that important, though I try to give eggs time to come up to room temperature, and I've enjoyed syrup or honey when it's been warmed first.   Things that would stain, gritty mud, mayo (the cleanup was not worth it) things with a lingering odor, cheese.
 Things that would stain, gritty mud, mayo (the cleanup was not worth it) things with a lingering odor, cheese.  Almost caught in the mud once, had just jumped in the river when people came down the trail. Not 100% certain they didn't see me in the distance.
 Almost caught in the mud once, had just jumped in the river when people came down the trail. Not 100% certain they didn't see me in the distance.  Casual dresses and skirts, though pants work better for filling.
 Casual dresses and skirts, though pants work better for filling.   Majority of time it's in the shower, a couple of times in a tiny secluded part of my yard that's no longer secluded now that the house next door is no longer vacant, whipped cream pies in the park just before dawn, riverside and garden mud.
 Majority of time it's in the shower, a couple of times in a tiny secluded part of my yard that's no longer secluded now that the house next door is no longer vacant, whipped cream pies in the park just before dawn, riverside and garden mud.  Plan the clean up.
 Plan the clean up. 

