All season long, Messyman88 and I will make bets against each other, where the losers will face humiliating punishments!
Every few weeks, we'll post what we're betting on, the messy punishment at stake, and the outfit our opponent chose for us. We'll post the losers' videos with our next set of wagers a few weeks later.
Most bets are guaranteed to have one loser (such as which team wins more games in a weekend), some could have two losers (guess the exact number of home runs hit on April 11), and a few are unlikely to have a loser, but have devastating consequences if it does (name the player who hits the first home run today. Loser gets a chocolate shower wearing all white, then strips and gets slimed naked.)
If the community stays interested, at the end of the season, whoever loses the most bets gets a mega-punishment totally naked, capped off by him jerking off on camera.
We know not everyone cares about baseball, so we'll focus on the punishments more than the specifics of our bets. Still, we want this to be interactive, so if there are any challenges, outfits, bets, or messes you'd like to see us do, or if you want to play along, tell us!
Our clean photos and first bets are below. Vote on who you hope to see get theirs!
Note though that we live in different places, so this is a self-wam project.
==Open Bets== 1. First home run of the season (April 1) - Hooliham will wear a g-string if Giancarlo Stanton (New York Yankees) hits the first home run of the season. He'll fill it with Greek yogurt, then take a pie in the crotch, more pies in the face, and, because his pick is from Canada, maple syrup dumped on his head - Messyman88 will wear a Chicago White Sox hat and jersey if Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (Toronto Blue Jays) hits the first home run of the season. He'll fill the hat with ketchup and mustard (classic hot dog condiments!), and dump it on his head.
2. Opening Weekend home runs (April 1-4) - Tyler picked 5 players to combine for 6, 7, or 8 home runs. If they don't, he'll wear a t-shirt and tights and get hit with multiple pies - Jay picked 5 different players to combine for 5, 6, or 7 home runs. If not, he'll wear an all-white workout outfit and get hit with multiple pies - The person who misses by more will also be rewarded with chocolate syrup dumped on his head
3. Season-ending punishment (October) - Whoever loses the most bets during the season will strip naked, get pummeled with mess, and jerk off on camera!