..."A Very British Brothel". OK, this might not be quite our thing, and it's some way off still (thank you, Radio Times), but there you are for what it's worth.
Oh, and then a few pages of Julia Bradbury recalls begging her parents to let her watch Tiswas ("I used to beg my mum and dad to let me watch people take a custard pie in the face"). Better not post that to certain other forums, they'll suddenly assume she's One Of Us.