I'm a straight guy, 40, relatively slim, decent looking interested in having someone pie and/or slime me. A basic outline of what I am looking for is I get naked (I'm open to CD, though), you smash a couple/few pies in my face, ass, crotch, wherever, perhaps slime me with chocolate pudding or something similar and watch me masturbate (if you want). I'm okay with using toys on myself as well, but other than that I'm not interested in sex, especially with males.

Let me know if this is something you might be interested in.

I'd love to pie you. I'm in Minnesota.