I'm turning 23 on May 22nd. What should I do?

I think you need a re-match!

Take the rest of your clothes off?

*cough*

I don't believe you are 23. From your user name you are clearly over 100 years old but that doesn't matter because you clearly know how to party. That said, you better celebrate appropriately with 100s of cakes and ice cream cakes.

Wearing your birthday suit is a given... You need to have 23 things happen to you. A combination of 23 will work. -- pies, puddings, syrups, head dunks in a bucket of goo (or water) that totals 23. Of course, you will need a decorated cake with an overload of whipped cream icing that will go straight to your face as the 23rd thing to happen. And get 2-3 friends to celebrate by delivering all these "presents" to you. Happy birthday!

Of course you will need to post 23 pictures here so we can join in the celebration.....

lol. A Pie Pod would be fun!

+1 to PiePod

23 things (inc some buckets of gunge) and 23 pics to show us all the fun, and more lads if you can get them too - great pics

Get slimed with 23 gallons of slime?

Take 23 pies to the face?

Both?