Anybody here interested in putting their head on the line for some messy NFL playoff bets for this weekend? Just add your bet, and what happens if you should lose.

You can also play by accepting somebody's bet, in which case his/her forfeit will be doubled if he/she loses - otherwise YOU get the forfeit.

I will make the first bet, on the Chiefs vs Patriots game:

I take my hometown team, the Pats, to win, but if the Chiefs win I'll have to take one pie in the face for every point difference.

If I lose nothing happens because I don't care. If you lose you have to dress up as a sexy crossdresser go to Gillete Stadium kneel in the busiest part you can find and pie yourself 12 times and dump a bottle of ranch dressing over your head and then walk around totally normally. Women's dress stuffed bra wig heels makeup lipstick perfume whole nine yards and you have to talk in a high pitch. Once your trashed ask people for directions or if they'd like to dump something on you.

Clarifying question on rules:
A. You're saying you'll pay your stated forfeit if the Pats lose, totally outcome based, regardless if someone comes in here to chose the Chiefs?
B. Someone takes your specific bet, takes the Chiefs with the same penalty, a pie in the face for each point difference if the Pats win?
C. Someone takes your bet, you pay your stated forfeit if Pats lose, and they state what they will do if the Chiefs lose?

Not quite, except A is correct.
A. If the Pats lose and nobody accepts my bet, I still must do my stated forfeit.
B. If the Pats lose and somebody accepts my bet, I must do my stated forfeit only doubled.
C. If the Pats win and somebody accepts my bet, they must do my stated forfeit (but NOT doubled).

With all due respect, this post does not follow the rules of this thread for 2 reasons:
1) You can't post a bet where if you lose nothing will happen.
2) You haven't stated the bet, only the forfeit, so nobody knows what win or lose means.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll see your bet and raise you: If the Pats win, I take a pie to the face for every point difference, if the Chiefs win, you take 2 for each. But if the pies add up, that can be a lot of wasted pie on the ground. If the point difference is 4 or more, the droppings must be picked up and filled in your clothes.

You're on steve!
FYI, wet_stuffM also accepted my bet (on the Wam Games group), so if I lose I'm up to 3 pies per point difference now

Looks like I just barely dodged a bullet here - but steve gets 6 pies, plus all of the droppings.

Both my computer and my phone are starting to show their age, took a while this time to get them to talk to each other. But the video of the payment is finally on my page. 6 baked crust pies with pudding and whipped cream filling.