Here are two different messy dares you can do tied to the NFL season (which starts tonight):

First dare: Pick an NFL team, and post the dare that you'll do if they don't win the Super Bowl.

Second dare: Pick an NFL team, and also pick 16 different items to gunge yourself with, and rank them from least challenging to most challenging. At the end of the season, do as far down your list of gunge items as your team has losses.

You can do the second dare even if we're partway into the season: subtract from 16 the number of wins your team has so far and pick that many items, knowing that you're already signing up for as many losses as the team currently has. For example: you pick a team that's 3-2: 16-3 = 13 items to choose, knowing that you've already signed up for the first two.

I like this idea.
I will take the Redskins
Ice water
2 eggs
4 egg
12 eggs
Pie
Pie sandwich
Ketchup
Mustard
Cake batter
Chocolate syrup
Syrup
Honey
Beans
Mayo
Ranch dressing
Flour.

I will have to give some more thought to the super bowl part of it. Wooly pie a team and I will go in for that to.

I will take seahawks.
Rank
1- nothing
2 - girls underwear
3 - 2 eggs on head
4 - naked
5 - sit on pie
6 - pie to cock
7 - pie to face
8 - custard over head
9 - pie sandwich
10 - ketchup on head
11 - brown sauce on head
12 - mayo on head
13 - cream on head
14 - ice cream on cock
15 - beans on head
16 - carrot in ass while wanking (how confident I am we won't come last )

Being a lifelong 49ers fan I've got to back my team here, so I'll take them.

1 wearing speedos

2 sit on pie

3 pie sandwich

4 rice pudding

5 eggs down pants

6 custard down pants

7 strip naked

8 cold shower

9 pie to bum

10 pie to cock

11 rub jam all over body

12 baked beans

13 black treacle

14 cola shower

15 fully submerge in shaving foam bath

16 wank in shaving foam bath


Naked gunging if they don't win superbowl



I'm up for individual bets too.

I'll do the same list as above, but I'm going for the Seahawks.

1 wearing speedos

2 sit on pie

3 pie sandwich

4 rice pudding

5 eggs down pants

6 custard down pants

7 strip naked

8 cold shower

9 pie to bum

10 pie to cock

11 rub jam all over body

12 baked beans

13 black treacle

14 cola shower

15 fully submerge in shaving foam bath

16 wank in shaving foam bath


Naked gunging in opposing team's colors if they don't win superbowl.

Team: Saints

Week 1: Ice-Cold Water
Week 2: Methylcellulose Gunge
Week 3: Natrosol Gunge
Week 4: Xanthan Gunge
Week 5: Stretchy Gunge
Week 6: Corn Syrup
Week 7: Maple Syrup
Week 8: Whipped Cream on Paper Plates
Week 9: Actual Chocolate Cream Pie
Week 10: Custard
Week 11: Chocolate Syrup
Week 12: Treacle
Week 13: Banana Pudding
Week 14: Chocolate Pudding
Week 15: Melted Ice Cream
Week 16: Ice Cream Cake

I'll take the Pats. They are already 3-0 and that seems like the easy way out, but the ARE my team.

1: Shaving cream
2: Whipped cream in can
3: Banana Cream pie
4: Cool Whip
5: Sour Cream
6: Chocolate pudding
7: Cake batter
8: Fudge Brownie mix
9: Two tubes of Toothpaste
10: One dozen eggs mixed with flour
11: One gallon of mayonnaise
12: Marshmallow Fluff
13: One gallon of Elmer's Glue

I forgot the SB dare: If the Pats don't win the Super Bowl this year I will (1) fill a tub with a mix of shaving cream, liquid soap, mayonnaise, and 10 goopy bars of soap, (2) tie my hands behind my back, (3) dunk my head into the goop as often as necessary to pick out all 10 of the bars of soap with my mouth. If I can't get all 10 there will need to be some kind of a penalty.

These teams have been eliminated from Super Bowl contention, so if you picked any of these teams for the first dare, you're up to do your dare:

New York Jets
Jacksonville Jaguars
Chicago Bears
San Francisco 49ers
Cleveland Browns

We probably need some kind of a summary post at the end of the season to make everybody's commitment here publicly transparent.

Has anybody else noticed that @capistrano37 did not post any dares for himself? What's with that? Seems like there should be some kind of penalty for that.

The NFL regular season is over, and here are the records of all the teams:

14-2 New England Patriots
13-3 Dallas Cowboys
12-4 Kansas City Chiefs
12-4 Oakland Raiders
11-5 Pittsburgh Steelers
11-5 Atlanta Falcons
11-5 New York Giants
10-5-1 Seattle Seahawks
10-6 Miami Dolphins
10-6 Green Bay Packers
9-7 Houston Texans
9-7 Detroit Lions
----- Teams below here missed the playoffs -----
9-7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
9-7 Tennessee Titans
9-7 Denver Broncos
8-7-1 Washington Redskins
8-8 Baltimore Ravens
8-8 Indianapolis Colts
8-8 Minnesota Vikings
7-8-1 Arizona Cardinals
7-9 Buffalo Bills
7-9 New Orleans Saints
7-9 Philadelphia Eagles
6-9-1 Cincinnati Bengals
6-10 Carolina Panthers
5-11 New York Jets
5-11 San Diego Chargers
4-12 Los Angeles Rams
3-13 Jacksonville Jaguars
3-13 Chicago Bears
2-14 San Francisco 49ers
1-15 Cleveland Browns

If you picked a team that had a tie, flip a coin: heads the tie counts as a win, tails the tie counts as a loss. If you chose the first dare and your team is below the 'missed the playoffs' line, then it's time to pay up. Everyone who chose the second dare now knows how much of it they have to do, so it's time to pay up there too. Stay tuned for those of you who chose the first dare and your team is in the playoffs!

(Edited because I had first and second dare reversed originally.)

Oh and by the way my team is the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I did the first of my dares (a shaving cream pie in the face with one can of shaving cream). I still need to do a whipped cream pie in the face with a can of whipped cream, but I need to buy it.

For those of us whose teams made it to the post season, i.e. the Pats, Seahawks, and Giants, do any of you want to add a dare? I suggest whose ever team has the fewest wins in the post season must complete ALL of the remaining items on their second dare list. If there's a tie for the fewest wins each loses the dare.

Since the Pats have a bye, they have the least opportunity for wins, but of course since they are the best team it should still be a fair challenge

I'm in if anybody else accepts this challenge.

Yeah but you didn't commit to any dares

I completed my part-two dare by taking a whipped cream pie in the face. The photos are in my NFL Challenge album:
https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/photos/album/nfl-challenge

I've never done a whipped cream pie from a can before, and I'll likely not do it again - just too runny. I was hoping it would at least feel sticky, but it didn't at all

It occurred to me that I'm not being fair to the others with this challenge. Instead of 16 total dares I have only 13 since I entered the game late, so I'm adding 3 more dares so we each have a total of 16:

1: Shaving cream
2: Whipped cream in can
3: Banana Cream pie
4: Cool Whip
5: Sour Cream
6: Chocolate pudding
7: Cake batter
8: Fudge Brownie mix
9: Two tubes of Toothpaste
10: One dozen eggs mixed with flour
11: One gallon of mayonnaise
12: Marshmallow Fluff
13: One gallon of Elmer's Glue
14: Pie in the face plus a pie sandwich with 3 cans of gel shave cream
15: Head dunk with Chocolate Pudding and Peanut Butter
16: Head dunk with Marshmallow Fluff

Looks like there's not much action here except for the cocky Pats fan. Anyway, the cocky Pats fan is so sure that the Pats will win their next 3 games and thus take the title, that he's adding to his Super Bowl dare. If the Pats don't win the Super Bowl I will complete the rest of my #2 dares, which would be numbers 3 through 16 of the following dares:

3: Banana Cream pie
4: Cool Whip
5: Sour Cream
6: Chocolate pudding
7: Cake batter
8: Fudge Brownie mix
9: Two tubes of Toothpaste
10: One dozen eggs mixed with flour
11: One gallon of mayonnaise
12: Marshmallow Fluff
13: One gallon of Elmer's Glue
14: Pie in the face plus a pie sandwich with 3 cans of gel shave cream
15: Head dunk with Chocolate Pudding
16: Head dunk with Marshmallow Fluff

But I'm still open to a separate 1-on-1 dare with JeapardyGame if the Pats meet the Giants in the Super Bowl, and a 2-on-1 dare with Jammez14 and Messy_Man100 if the Pats meet the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.

I purchased my supplies today and will be paying up in the next day or two. I realized that I never posted a super bowl bet. So I will allow who ever's team advances the furthest to give a forfeit for that.

You're on JeopardyGame!!

Pay off done. Here are some reaser shots of the items and me before. Full forfeit can be found on my profile. Please comment on them.

OK, how about it Jammez14 and Messy_Man100: are you guys up for the same Super Bowl game challenge if the Seahawks and the Pats meet in the Super Bowl? i.e. if the Pats win I get to choose 5 items from my list for each of you to perform, and if the Seahawks win both of you get to choose 5 items form your lists that I must perform.

With this weekend's NFL action concluded, anyone who picked the Oakland Raiders, the Detroit Lions, the Miami Dolphins, or the New York Giants gets to perform their dare.

Only the Pats (tiedandmessy) and Seahawks (jammez14 and Messy_Man100) are still alive now. And the Seahawks guys are too scared to accept my side bet

I'll accept your side dare.

OK thanks! Do you want to just say whoever's team finishes higher, even if it's not in the Super Bowl game, gets to chose 5 items from their list for the loser to perform?

Two more wins by the Patriots and I get out of this scot free!!

Otherwise I'm in for a boatload of trouble

well you made it furthest so you get to give me my second forfeit.

well you made it furthest so you get to give me my second forfeit.