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Wah wah waaaaahhhhhh
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach4 hours agoreport
We need a theme tune for him, something that gets played when Splatters gets it
Photo: Overdressed at the Beach5 hours agoreport
You're a pig in mud. You can put a suit on, but it don't change what you are
Photo: catching up on the news, with a smoke5 hours agoreport
Oh look, a pig in it's natural habitat,
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Photo: catching up on the news, with a smokeyesterdayreport
Why does it look like an albatross crapped on you? Did it look at your suit and think 'ahhh, the man wearing that awful outfit could do with some luck?'
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beachyesterdayreport
About time. Not get proper messy
PhotoMondayreport
Nahhhhhhh
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Photo: Maybe I should stop playing battleship and keep loSundayreport
Anyone in a white tux has no class! You'd have less etiquette than the waiter that had his mishap. It would certainly be even less classy to curse. Nope, you stick your pseudo pretend works and we'll keep laughing at you from ours :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Video: Tragedy in an Italian RestaurantSundayreport
Everyone wanted to be you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: whT a deluded life you lead.
Video: Tragedy in an Italian RestaurantSundayreport
What a terrible suit. Whoever slopped you for crimes against fashion, I salute thee!
Video: Tragedy in an Italian RestaurantSundayreport
Love the duck watching in the background!
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Photo6 days agoreport
Wetters it is
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Video: Embarrassingly Transparent13 days agoreport
What about love Splatty McCheappants. I also like Wetters
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Video: Embarrassingly Transparent13 days agoreport
Who ever ordered this needs commending! He certainly knows how you make you look like a plonka. What can we call you when you're not Splattypants?
Drip McSplashy?
Video: Embarrassingly Transparent13 days agoreport
A Walmart Special!! :bahaha:
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants15 days agoreport
Hey Splattypants, how we get your Dom make you recreate this?
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants15 days agoreport
Reaaaaly! So you really are a big dick in every way :bahaha:
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Photo: soaked and dunced16 days agoreport
Who is this Dom, I need to give him some tips x-D
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Video: Drenched and Dunced16 days agoreport
What an ass :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: soaked and dunced16 days agoreport
Hahahaha bucket of shame :bahaha:
Photo: soaked and dunced16 days agoreport
Hmmm what about the semi you're trying to hide? Someone clearly likes being dunced :-P
Photo: soaked and dunced16 days agoreport
Love the bucket of Shame! You think you can hide your embarrassment with that? :bahaha:
Video: Drenched and Dunced16 days agoreport
Who are you calling idiot? I'm
Not the one whining that I got splatted for wearing a suit to
The beach. You Only changed it after I typed my reply, you can fool the others but not me. no flies on me, they're all
On you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach20 days agoreport
Please done eat everybody Splattypants. Canabilism is severely frowned upon.
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach20 days agoreport
:bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: Splattypants got served :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach20 days agoreport
And you were the main attraction, the Buffoon, a laughing stock, the guy who turned up to the beach in suit and got slopped. Definitely star attraction :-P :bahaha:
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach20 days agoreport
Who goes to the beach in a suit you absolute plonka. You deserved everything you got!
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Photo: Overdressed at the Beach20 days agoreport
Love it
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Photo: 1 Lost coin toss wearing smart clothes26 days agoreport
I love it
Photo: SLIMED!6/17/25report
I'm not the one face planting mud! Grow up and get out of the mud pit Muddy McSpattypants
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Photo6/17/25report
Splattypants got splatted
Photo: SLIMED!6/17/25report
How you gonna stop me Splatty McPantsy?
Photo6/16/25report
So
Splattypants went splat :-P :bahaha: x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo6/16/25report
Ain't it time for more stuff like this Splattypants?
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Photo: Bullies!6/16/25report
Could be worse x-D
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Photo: Spaghetti soup curry Passata treacle spaghetti6/15/25report
That looks epic!
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Photo6/15/25report
Love it
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Photo: Sticky mess of treacle and syrup6/15/25report
You plonka. How did I miss this?!
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Photo6/14/25report
Should have posted you in when you turned around
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Video: No Smoking6/13/25report
He says tomato soup. He lost a bet he'd get slopped in it and share pictures and hasn't
Photo6/10/25report
Great photo, I love it
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Photo: Date night didn’t go too well6/9/25report
Pill says otherwise splattypants
Photo6/7/25report
Splattypants
Photo6/7/25report
You moron
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Photo: Bullies!6/7/25report
Errrr where's the other pics?!
Photo6/6/25report
That the best comeback you got? What are you, 5?
Photo6/6/25report
Great idea! Flush out the waste!
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Video: Flushed 0606256/6/25report
I think it's gross
Photo6/6/25report
Splattypants
Video: Misplaced: Popsicles, and Dignity6/6/25report
Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops x-D
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from
The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3 :D :P ;P :-P ;P :-P 8-)
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Pay? Don't make me laugh, I wouldn't even pay your dry cleaning bill SloppyPants, you get what you deserve.
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
https://umd.net/forums/should-we-give-cockysuits-a-new-name
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote :-P :-P :-P :-P
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/5/25report
Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.
Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/4/25report
I wouldn't moan about it like he does!
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/3/25report
Cockysuit that's the first correct thing you have ever said. You do look like both an idiot and a a-hole. What a plonka!!
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Video: Rapid Fire for SplattyPants6/1/25report
About time you got slopped!
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Photo5/31/25report
Who's your dom? He deserves a pat on the back
Video: Attitude Adjustment5/29/25report
At what point you going to wear a hat that say's 'plonka'?
Photo: CockySuit, Dunced & Creamed5/29/25report
Hot!
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Photo5/27/25report
No! Never, you can't make me! I didn't deserve to lose that poll! :miffed: :miffed: :mad:
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Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
How do you know about that?! :miffed: :wahhh:
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Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
Stop laughing at me! Just you wait!!
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
How dare you both mock me :miffed: :miffed: I will see you both punished for this, then we'll see who's laughing :gettingmad:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
Huncho, you need to put your specs on. That suit is awful, and I've not seen anyone where shades like that since my grandma in 1960. They're awful. He's not just a plonka for smoking but he's in violation of public indecency for breaking decent fashion crimes.
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Photo: no smoking 25/25/25report
Be quiet you, you open your mouth too wide you'll inevitably get it filled.
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Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
Firstly, look at yourself CockySuit, what is classy about this? Plonka.

Secondly, PieSlimeLuvr, what did I do to you? I never deserve a slopping :halo:
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/25/25report
Disputes? Don't even make sense anymore, what does make undeniable sense is you're still a loser covered in slop
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/24/25report
That's okay, wasn't keen on you and your awful suits either ;P
Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/23/25report
About time you got a slopping!
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Video: Plastered (a Slidehow)5/23/25report
Anyone that has a dom can't claim to be a hero you loser x-D
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Video: Pop a Balloon5/21/25report
Who? Me? :halo:
Photo: Apparently I need humilisting 4/28/25report
Any offers?
Photo: Apparently I need humilisting 4/27/25report
Eggcellent
Video: The Yolk's on You--egg Salad Slideshow4/26/25report
Beautiful eyes
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Photo: Random blue eye3/30/25report
Awesome!!
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Photo3/27/25report
Nightmares! I was cleaning for a week!!
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Photo3/20/25report
Actually hilarious!
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Video: No Reply Glue Job3/14/25report
Is that what you call someone that has a party and only him and his tormentor turn up to the party? I just call that cringe.
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Video: Birthday Surprise3/12/25report
Hot
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Photo3/11/25report
Haven't I mocked you about this video before? Or you come back for a second verbal lashing- okay - anyone wearing a birthday sash with a suit deserves what he gets for crimes against fashion. You plonka ;P
Video: Birthday Surprise3/11/25report
It did work and the subsequent frustration from the immediate locking back up is acutely felt
Photo: Ready for the edging torment to start 3/9/25report
Looked, past tense my old boy.
Video: The Birthday Boy's Balloons3/9/25report
You plonka! You look absolutely ridiculous popping them balloons for on an online dom! With all that water sprouting out too :bahaha: :bahaha: What a plonka.
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Video: The Birthday Boy's Balloons3/9/25report
Me, they smell gross
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Photo: Chelsea kit mega messing3/8/25report
Love it
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Photo: Chelsea kit mega messing3/8/25report
Nice
Photo: Still working on the perfect consistency for a por3/5/25report
Love it
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Photo: A very creamy faceplant3/5/25report
Wow!!
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Photo3/2/25report
Love this
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Photo: Dripping All Over2/24/25report
It's now ruined
Photo: Ketchup 2/24/25report
How can it be worse?
Photo2/24/25report
Not as smelly as your pits
Photo2/24/25report
It smelt like drains
Photo: Then MIU2 addition 2/24/25report
For what reason? For dishing out forfeits you all want? I'm Innocent
Photo: I did not deserve this 2/24/25report
Yes - he had me slopped in the pink Lacey thong. Utterly humiliating
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Photo: So humiliated 2/23/25report
I was at a loose, unsure of what to do and then spat my tea out laughing at how ridiculous you looked! Your ongoing humiliation is always a good laugh :-P
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Photo: CLOBBERED2/22/25report
Nooo, it mixed in with the beans and made beany custard :wahhh:
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Photo: Ahhh not the custard 2/17/25report
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