OH GOD YES. Perhaps start in a vest. Get messy and then get it ripped off. Pies to the chest and abs followed by more gunge. And some slime down those shiny shorts too? It's the only way to humiliate a hot jock like you.
OK - I'm a guy in Phila. PA and I'm a real gunge nut too! I'd like to gunge you if you have a place to do this. I realize you're straight from one of your comments, but that's OK. You have to tell me what your limits are - would you let me put a gunge item down your underwear? Hope to hear from you! I'm 49 - look much younger - you're at least 18, right?
Love you, too
