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Nice self made trifle. Can I lick it off, please?
Photo21 hours agoreport
Hmmmm, what a nice chocolate cake face, Mr T.
Great contrast with your nice blonde hair. Though you could have covered your hair as well..... :-)
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Photo21 hours agoreport
You look very delicious. :loveeyes:
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Photo9 days agoreport
Yeah, gelmyhair is right. Please Show us your clean hair and then mess it up. :)
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Photo12 days agoreport
Great face, man! :thumbsup:
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Photo: Pie Sandwich Loading14 days agoreport
"Oh nooo, my nice hair!" ;P
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Photo14 days agoreport
Yesss, in with your head!
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Photo14 days agoreport
OMG, this hair!!! :loveeyes:
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Photo24 days agoreport
Yessss. Now that looks great! And you can't hide the nice bulge in your ridiculous trousers.
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Photo: Full Body Clown24 days agoreport
But it was worth it, come on. ;P
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Photo: A0 - choc pudding hair (by request)3/21/26report
Is this face expression like, omg, why do I have to do that? It looks a bit tormented. ;P
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Photo: A0 - choc pudding hair (by request)3/21/26report
Nice dirty grin! :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: A53/20/26report
Great chocolate mohawk! Loving it. :D
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Photo: A33/20/26report
This slime covered hair looks so hot! :loveeyes:
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Photo3/19/26report
This is the new definition of slimy.
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Photo3/15/26report
What a cute smile! Though you look a bit... gollum-ish?!? x-D
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Photo3/15/26report
Your head looks like a very sweet and delicious dessert! :P
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Photo3/15/26report
Amazing profile pic with the chocolatey goo all over your clothes.
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User: messguy3/14/26report
What a great photo! 8-D
Photo3/14/26report
What a perfect hair do! :D :thumbsup: :loveeyes:
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Photo3/11/26report
Verrrry good coverage!!! ;P
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Photo3/8/26report
OMG, your floating hair looks incredibly hot! :loveeyes:
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Video: Testing My Limits3/5/26report
Loving your mohawk, man. :loveeyes:
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Photo: Flexing Fool2/20/26report
This is incredibly hot!
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Photo: Dripping All Over2/20/26report
You are so right, Jay!
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Photo: Mohawk Mess2/20/26report
I really enjoyed it!
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Video: Custard Quickie2/18/26report
8-| 8-| 8-| OMG, your hair... Was there also whipped cream you could put on the spiky hair ends as decoration? ;P
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Photo: This is what happens when you put cake next to me 2/8/26report
Yes. More messy mohawks please! :loveeyes:
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Photo: 8: The siover mohawk.1/29/26report
Yessss! Rub the cream all over you. :D
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Photo1/25/26report
Oh yes! :D :thumbsup:
Photo: Oh no1/24/26report
Loving it!!! What did you use?
Photo: Pomp with part1/24/26report
I f***ing love your middle-parted hair, clean or gooey!
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Photo: Chocolate Sauce with Stepfawn - 031/24/26report
Strawberries with cream, very delicious!
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Photo: Strawberry Pies with Stepfawn - 051/24/26report
Die blonden Haare!!!! :P
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Photo1/18/26report
But smiling suits you ;)
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Photo: D047 - I don't really like smiling haha1/12/26report
Nice bulge, man.
Photo: Finally bought white leggings and some fishnets 1/12/26report
Excuse me, there's a little splash of cream in your hair.
Oh, and also in your face..... x-D ;P :-P :splosh:
Photo1/12/26report
Two questions:
What happened there?
And, even more important:
What's gonna happen next?
Photo12/21/25report
Yesssss. Slick your hair back. :loveeyes:
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Photo12/21/25report
Yeah, the contrast is great! Those poor white bed sheets and clothes.... :bahaha:
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Photo12/21/25report
It looks great. Are you getting cold ears now? 8-|
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Photo: I really like this hairstyle…12/21/25report
These are great friends! ;P
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Photo12/20/25report
You do!!!!!!
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Photo12/9/25report
You are looking so good, all wet!
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Photo: A00812/5/25report
I like your wet hair. It is almost a mohwak, lol. Could you fix it like that using some sweet goo?
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Photo: B027 (wet’n’messy hair)12/5/25report
These spikes look awesome. :D :thumbsup:
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Photo11/30/25report
Great video. This cute guy has a very nice fringe, lol. :thumbsup:
Can you pie him again and pour some cream and custard over his head? :D
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Video: Socks Guy Tries Pies in the Face11/26/25report
Great gooey video, man! Nice load of cream on the strawberries. ;P
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Video: Strawberries and Cream11/26/25report
Yeah, pour it over your head.
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Photo11/25/25report
hot hot hot! Soon you'll be able to hawk it ath the back, too.
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Photo: The hawk is growing11/24/25report
I can imagine and feel how this pulp sticks to your nice hair and body.
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Photo11/22/25report
Please more messy hair. Gooey food styling and messy shampooing. :-)
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Photo: M012 (Random messy hair - by popular demand)11/17/25report
Loving the goo dripping from your bangs! :P
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Photo11/14/25report
Yes, absolutely true. His hair is great.
Photo11/7/25report
Great mohawk. These long spikes in the neck are awesome.
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Photo11/6/25report
Very nice slimy mess.
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Photo11/4/25report
Do you have a drinking problem? ;P
The yellow beard looks great.
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Photo11/4/25report
Here it comes. Just awesome.
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Photo: first splat11/4/25report
Nice hair! ;P
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Photo: M012 (Random messy hair - by popular demand)11/2/25report
This looks great. :-)
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Photo: I1 (Foamy sagging in bath)10/28/25report
King of Hair Gunge ;P
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Photo: I gave myself a messy crown ;)10/26/25report
What a nice mud pit you have there. :-)
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Photo: G410/25/25report
Your hair is so beautiful
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Photo: Egg yolk shampoo and blow drying to style my hair10/25/25report
The pink cream looks awesome in your dark hair!
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Photo: Can’t forget to add in some cake frosting!10/20/25report
What a pity that I can't give you more than one heart on each of your great messy hair photos.
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User: WAMJAY10/20/25report
Me! I'd love to rub the cake into your hair! Can I, please? :P
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Photo: Who wants to help with the cake shampoo?10/20/25report
Little naughty unicorn, enjoy it!!!
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Photo: Caption this -10/19/25report
Your sticky creamed mohawk is so f***ng hot, Jay! Wish I could lick off some cream. ;P
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Photo: Frosted Mohawk 10/19/25report
Little Jay got an extra birthday cake?!? That's awesome, hahaha. :-P
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Photo: I heard you like it when it looks stiff? ;)10/19/25report
It's your birthay? :) Congrats, mate.
Where's the birthday pie gone? LOL.
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Photo: Birthday Boy gets a cake facial and style!10/19/25report
This slime curtain looks amazing.
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Photo10/18/25report
What a mess! Is that you under all those layers of goo? :D
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Photo: :)10/16/25report
Volltreffer! :splosh: Seine Torten sehen wunderbar voluminoes und klebrig aus! 8-D Was ist das fuer Zeug?
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Photo: Pie recipe by Piemaster198010/16/25report
Awesome. Did the horny gunge master, err, quiz master stay clean? :-P
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Video: Plastermind 210/14/25report
Your hair looks very golden and shiny in this pic. Loving it.
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Photo: My clean hair. Needs a messy shampoo10/12/25report
Way too clean, lol.
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Photo: Freshly cut and fluffy 10/11/25report
Nice fountain, man! x-D
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Photo: Heavy does of cream on top10/11/25report
Nice gooey head massage! Yeah, work it in his hair well.
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Photo10/10/25report
The mohawk! :thumbsup:
:D
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Photo: Hair Gel - Got myself a fresh new cut!10/10/25report
It looks and feels great.
Photo: clean again for a moment10/9/25report
Thanks, HairLove! :) I like how sticky it feels.
Photo10/9/25report
What a beautiful picture! :loveeyes:
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Photo9/29/25report
Hmmmm, tender Ben roast with sauce hollandaise. Yummie!
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Photo: stage 2: there’s no going back now9/29/25report
Your hair looks wild. Slick it back neatly, lol.
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Photo9/28/25report
At first sight I thought you were wearing a bee costume, lol.
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Photo9/27/25report
:P THIS...
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Photo: Peanut Butter Mohawk 9/13/25report
...IS...
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Photo: PB, Jam and Marshmallow Fluff Shampoo!9/13/25report
...INCREDIBLY...
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Photo: Marshmallow Fluff (Greaser Style)9/13/25report
...HOT!!! :love:
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Photo: A nice slick back to finish!9/13/25report
Ich hoffe, du hast die Schuhe saubergemacht, bevor du eingestiegen bist. ;P
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Photo: Quickly get back in the car.9/7/25report
What a great mess! Yeah, make a mohawk. :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: Lathering9/5/25report
The chocolate suits you! ;P :thumbsup:
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Photo9/4/25report
No, don't resist! That is what you really want, so do it. The bulge says it all. ;P
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Photo: must. resist. temptation.9/4/25report
This is incredibly hot! My fav is of course the sticky mohawk. ;) But also the horny finale and when the pink frosting gets on your dark hair.
Video: WAM Breakfast: Messy Hair and Messier Fun!8/31/25report
J'aime tes cheveux rouges. 8-D
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Photo8/30/25report
Hmmm, yes please! It looks very delicious. :P
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Photo: Chocolate cake: Who wants some? 8/29/25report
Yesss, make your hair really sticky. :P
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Photo: Working the frosting through my hair8/23/25report
What an amazing mess. 8-D
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Photo: Messy slick back8/23/25report
The perfect gunge hair do! :thumbsup: I'm just loving it, man! :-)
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Photo: Tried out white icing to style my Mohawk ;)8/23/25report
:loveeyes: These spikes are so hot. Can I lick your hair, please? :P
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Photo: Caramel Sauce: This was VERY sticky!8/9/25report
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