POV: you win a contest and get to do whatever you want with famous podcaster Alex Cooper for one night.

Firstly, I would dress her up in a school girl outfit and get the best blowjob ever. Right as I finish in her mouth I'd take my left hand, hold the back of her head and deliver a creamy pie right into her face. But that's not all. Just as she's finishing up swallowing covered in cream and pie crust id tie her hands up and humiliate her one last time with a bucket of thick green cake batter right over her head.

Does it get any better than this?