Well, the postseason is finally here, and my Sox won the division! To celebrate, I've decided it's finally time for my perfectly white, never been messed jersey to get in on the fun as well! I know several people have wanted to see it, so here you go! And we're going to go all out on this one.

First off, I will be wearing the jersey (obviously) and a pair of athletic shorts (most likely), along with socks and some kind of shoes, along with a 59fifty fitted hat. For every postseason win, I will dump one 24 ounce bottle of chocolate syrup over my head: for a World Series win, this is OVER 2 gallons of chocolate! However, for every loss I will dump one 22 ounce bottle of strawberry syrup over my head (why does it come in different sizes than chocolate?). This would mean up to 3 bottles for an ALDS loss, 4-6 for an ALCS loss, and 4-9 for a World Series loss. No matter what the hat will be completely ruined and the jerseywell, we'll see now won't we? One things for sure, it's not avoiding the mess anymore! I will post updates in the comments of this post so you can keep track of how much is being dumped over my head.

Play ball!

P.S. with hockey season a few weeks away, my Hawks jersey is available for anyone who wants to make a bet to see it get messed up again. It survived round one unscathed!