MY WIFE AND I WERE INVIITED TO DINNER FROM OLD FRIENDS OF MINE
WE HAVE NOT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS.
WE HAD DINNER AND COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF WINE AFTER DINNER WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT
AND DRINKING .
WE STARTED TALKING AND WE FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE SWINGERS.
MY WIFE AND I ARE NOT INTO THAT.
THEY ALSO SAD THAT THEY WERE INTO WAM;
MY WIFE AND I GET MESSY EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE SO WE TOLD THEM THAT WE DID.
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY TAKE US DOWN THE BASEMENT TO SHOW US WERE THEY
SWING AND GET MESSY, THE PLACE LOOKED LIKE A MOVIE STUDIO.
THERE WERE CAMERAS LARGE REFRIGERATORS FILLED WITH PIES EGGS SYRUP.
THERE WAS A AREA SET UP FOR GETTING MESSY.
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW HIS WIFE IS SITTING IN A CHAIR IN THE MESSY AREA AND MY FRIEND
SAID WOULD YOU AND YOUR WIFE LIKE TO MESS UP MY WIFE, I CHICKENED OUT BUT MY WIFE
WHO HAD A LITTLE TO MUCH DRINK SAID I WILL DO IT.
MY FRIEND TURNS ON THE CAMERA AND TELLS MY WIFE TO START MESSING HER UP.
SO MY WIFE GRABS A BUNCH OF THINGS FROM THE REFRIGERATOR AND STARTS LETTING HER HAVE
IT. MY WIFE LOVES TO DISH IT OUT
SHE DESTROYED THIS POOR GIRL, SHE THREW PIES AT HER SHE CRACKED EGGS ON
HER HEAD POURED SYRUP DOWN HER BLOUSE, AND CONTINUED TO PELT HER WITH PIES.
THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT FIFTEEN MINS.
MY FRIEND SEEMED TO ENJOY WATCHING HIS WIFE GET IT.
AND HIS WIFE SEEMED TO ENJOY IT TOO.
SO AFTER HIS WIFE WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER AND CLEAN UP WE WENT BACK UPSTAIRS.
SO WE HAD A FEW MORE DRINKS AND MY FRIEND PUTS ON THE VIDEO OF MY WIFE MESSING UP
HIS WIFE.
HIS WIFE STARTS TELLING MY WIFE WOW YOU REALLY GAVE IT TO ME GOOD.
SO MY WIFE WHO HAD TO MUCH TO DRINK STARTS TELLING HER HOW MUCH SHE ENJOYED
PELTING HER WITH PIES.
SO THEY WERE GOING BACK FORTH EXCHANGING WORDS.
SO THE NEXT THING I HEAR HIS WIFE TELLS MINE SHE WANTS REVENGE AND PAY BACK IS A BITCH.
SO MY WIFE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP TELLS HER I WILL TAKE YOU DOWNSTAIRS
AND GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN.
SO SHE SAYS LETS GO, SO BACK DOWN STAIRS WE GO .
MY FRIEND AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK THEM OUT OF IT.
SO MY FRIENDS WIFE GOES AND SITS IN THE CHAIR AGAIN AND TELLS MY WIFE LET ME HAVE IT BITCH.
SO MY WIFE LET HER HAVE IT PELTING HER WITH PIE AFTER PIE AND SHE JUST SAT THERE TAKING IT.
AFTER ABOUT TEN MINS. MY WIFE SAYS DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH , AND SHE SAID YES;
SHE GETS OFF THE CHAIR AND ASKS MY WIFE WILL YOU HELP ME CLEAN UP SO MY WIFE SAYS SURE.
SO MY WIFE IS CLEANING UP BY THE CHAIR AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE SHE SMACKS MY WIFE IN THE
FACE WITH A PIE .
MY WIFE IS STUNNED, AND SHE STARTS TELLING MY WIFE NOW ITS YOUR TURN .
MY WIFE WAS SO STUNNED AND NOT TO MENTION SO DRUNK SHE JUST SAT IN THE CHAIR AND SAID
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, AND SHE DID SHE MUST HAVE CRACKED A LEAST A DOZEN EGGS OVER MY
WIFE HEAD.
BOY DID SHE LET MY WIFE HAVE IT SMASHING PIES IN HER FACE AND COVERING HER IN SYRUP;
AFTER ABOUT TENS MINS, SHE STOPPED AND WIFE GETS OFF THE CHAIR AND SAYS TO ME
I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT.
SO AFTER A FEW HOURS OF CLEANING UP AND DOING LAUNDRY WE WENT HOME.
MY WIFE TELLING ME ON THE WAY HOME NEXT TIME TELL ME TO SHUT -UP