I think that this one is hysterical, fun, sexy. It hit both of our buttons (She loves it when I "ask for it")

In the middle of the night, she asked me "Are you awake? I can't sleep." I said, "Yeah, I'm up. Can't sleep either, I think too much coffee!" meaning the coffee we'd had after dinner.

She rolled on top of me and said, "Hey good. I had this wild dream. I'm naked..", I interrupted "Like you are now.", she nodded, "Like I am now! And there was this huge, huge cream pie. I mean, big." I nodded and said, "Sound nice!" She nodded back, "It was nice! But so big, I can't describe. And then in the dream there was a pie in the face." I gasped in mock-shock, "Oh no! Well that must have been funny! Was it you? Did you get pied?" She shook her head, "No, wasn't me. Someone else. But this pie, you'd love it!" I laughed, "Oh I would!" She tilted her head and said, "I can't even describe it properly. Can I just show you?"

I nodded, "Sure", and she got out of bed and dragged me naked to the bathroom. "It was like this", she said, and grabbed a can of Foamy and a 11" pie tin and made a pie. She used a rubber spatula to craft the pie into something nice-looking. When she was done, she had a very big shaving cream pie, wide and tall, and I immediately felt a combination of desire, dread, anticipation, and arousal! (For the record, we each keep about a dozen cans of shaving cream in a cabinet at our respective bathrooms. Be prepared!)

"Wow! And someone got pied with THAT?" I said. She nodded, "Oh yeah!" I asked, "But, how? I mean, that sounds crazy!" She nodded, and picked up the pie. "It is crazy! But I agree, very funny!". I brushed my hair away from my face, and said, "Oh, of course funny. A pie in the face is always funny." She asked, "Always?" I nodded, "Always. So in your dream, what happened next?"

She gave me a wicked grin and said, "Do you really want to know what happened next? Are you sure?" I asked back, "Well it was funny, wasn't it?" She nodded, "OH yes!!!!'. I said, as innocently as possible, "Well if it was really funny, then yes I'm sure! What happened next?" She said, "Well, I'll have to show you." I nodded, again, as coquettishly as possible, "Yes, please, show me, I'm dying to know!"

"Okay!" she laughed, and of course, she pied me straight in the face. "POPPFH!". I stood there, and took it, and smiled as I pulled the tin straight away from my face like a professional. She laughed her ass off!

She was laughing so hard, and I just stood there and smiled, loving it! I "OH. Yes. I see. Very funny." I drolled, and enjoyed her laughter.

This was SO much fun, for both of us. I got pied (yay!). She got to enjoy pieing me and the pleasure of my setting myself up to get pied.

Fade to black here for you, dear reader.