What on earth should I wear when I'm pied into oblivion?

I've narrowed it down to four fabulously filthy options--and I can't decide which one's the messiest, kinkiest, or most humiliatingly fun. That's where you come in, my devious little deviants. I want you to vote and help me choose my fate. One week from now, I'll tally the results and whatever gets the most love will become my outfit for the big splattering. And yes I will be posting photos before, during, and after. You deserve a front-row seat.

So, here are your delicious choices:
1. Sissy Sweetheart Think frills, pastels, bows, and something so embarrassingly femme that I might blush before the pies even fly. Perfect for a little forced humility, don't you think?
2. Full Clown Fantasy I'm talking rainbow wig, red nose, oversized shoes, honk-honk makeup--the whole damn circus. Bonus points if the pies come with their own sound effects.
3. Naked & Owned Just a collar, some shiny nipple clamps, and my bare, vulnerable skin begging for impact. Sensual. Raw. Devastatingly messy.
4. Casual Casualty Jeans, a tee, maybe even a cute hoodie--just a totally normal look to get utterly drenched. There's something sexy about the accidental victim, right?

So, what's it going to be?

Leave a comment below with your vote (just the number is fine, or feel free to get creative and tell me why I deserve it). I'll check back in a week and whichever look wins, wins. No take-backs. No excuses. Just glorious, shameful mess.

Be gentle, or don't. I'm not sure I deserve gentle anyway

Stay sticky,
Your eager little mess toy