Nabbed from my FL writings...

Your hands are cuffed above your head. You're blindfolded, and the cool feel of the plastic paddling pool is all you feel beneath your feet.

Around you, heavy buckets are shifted, cartons are snipped and yogurt pots are torn open. You wait in anticipation.

"The game is simple", announces the host. "We draw something from the hat, and then we do it to you." A very simple concept, you think.

The categories that can be drawn are;

- Jug of gunge over the head
- Carton of cold custard over the head
- Yogurt over the head
- Treacle over head
- Pie to the face
- Pie on top of the head
- Fill front of shorts with gunge
- Fill back of shorts with gunge
- Fill front of shorts with cold custard
- Fill back of shorts with cold custard
- Smear pie over torso
- Stand in a bucket of gunge
- Force you to beg to be gunged
- Force you to beg to be pied in the face
- 5 minutes ballgag time
- Dealer's Choice - Surprise me!

What would you want first?

What would you like added to the list?