Vanilla sex does not satisfy me anymore...this is what I would like to happen. I'd love to walk in the bedroom and find the whole place covered in plastic and pies lying everywhere. The girl is sitting there on the bed, topless and she's wearing a pair of tight bikini panties, only! Her nipples are hard and she's waiting for the messy/sexy fun to start! Her legs are spread and I see her camel toes and bury my face in her pussy and start eating her out. She rubs my head and tells me how good my eating her pussy feels to her!

I'm wearing a pair Reebok underwear boxers. I'm hard as she reaches over grabs a banana cream pie. She holds it up, tempting me to put it in her face or anywhere for that matter. I get up from eating her and hold the back of her head and slowly push the pie in her face, twisting it clockwise and the counter-clockwise to ensure maximum coverage. I pick up two pies and smash them in her tits, smearing them all over. She then picks up a chocolate cream pie and slams it in my face. Then she opens the front of my underwear and drops a pie inside of them. She then rubs the pie all over my hard cock and then she turns me around and pies my butt, a lot! By now, I am so hard that I am ready to explode!

She then gets on all fours and I pie her ass a number of times, rubbing in the cream and crust. Pudding is all over her tight panty-covered ass! I reach underneath her and pie her pussy and then her tits again. I give her a pie sandwich as well. Then she gets on her knees and pies me in the face, body and cock and we just have an all-out pie fight right there on the bed. She gives me a pie sandwich too!

I open her panties and fill them with whip cream and smear it all over her pussy which is wet. She moans and I cover her tits with whip cream. She then forces my face between her tits and holds my face there. I suck her nipples while I am grabbing her ass cheeks. She grabs a pie, holds my face up and slams the pie in my face, twisting it to get coverage. She pies my face over and over and then she pies my cock some more. I return the favor and pie in the pussy and then I finger her and rub her clit. She moans as I finger her creamy pussy. I smash another pie in her face as she moans. All I hear now is, "Do me!!"

I pull down her messy panties and take off my messy boxers and I just drill her pussy good and hard!! I pound away at her pussy for a while. I say, "Blow me!" She turns around and locks her lips onto my hard, dripping wet cock and sucks me. I say, "Look up!" She looks up and I plaster her face with a pie and she goes back to sucking me. I smooth out her messy hair and pie her on top of her head. I spray whip cream in her face and she keeps blowing me. She sucks me so hard that I cum in her mouth and my hot load goes down her throat. Some cum runs down chin! She tries to catch it with her tongue as I pull out and she kisses my head, getting more cum in her mouth! We French kiss as I feel her messy tits!!

We go to the shower and clean each other up, kissing each other's face and body. I get hard again and bend her over and pound her pussy some more in the shower. She climaxes and I cum again, then we get out and dry each other off.

That would be a dream come true for me!