I was chatting to few people in the chat room about preparation, use of, hazards and clean up of various WAM substances. It was fascinating to how many things we know and think every one else knows. When you get chatting. So heres the first in my own little WAMers guide to WAM substances.
This week Ive been mainly using jelly and custard.

Purchase
This is available from all good UK supermarkets. For WAM purposes the cheap 6p custard sachets and 6p jelly is the best. Ready made custard is worth using if youre in a real hurry or are staying in a hotel room and have nothing to mix the custard in.

Preparation
I usually prepare 2 jots of custard one well before WAM so that itll be cold and thick and one lot of warm pouring custard shortly before I WAM. If youre using the sashets its well worth experimenting with different thicknesses. Ive managed to produce some custard that felt almost like rubber it was so thinck but once on the body the body heat and other WAM substances turn it into a thick creamy mess. Needless to say it makes a wonderful pie base although you have to keep the pies small. So far Ive only made them the size of the palm of my hand. If using cartons of custard its worth standing them in warm water especially if youre WAMing in a hotel room and youre going for a sensual rather than an OMG feel. Its also worth experimenting with thickness of jelly. Jelly of normal concentration breaks up and melts during WAM so its only good with another substance. Highly concentrated jelly is much thicker but not creamy or slimey so again it really needs combining with something else. Where jelly really comes into its own is as use as a solid during sweet food WAM sessions. Thick jelly can be used in small bits to add lumps to liquid substances or if can be used in one solid lump instead of cake for a slightly different feel when sitting on something messy.

Use
As you can vary the thickness both substances are very versatile. They can be used as a semi solid or as pies. Custard can also be used to pour.

Hazards
Neither of these products is condom safe. Personally Ive not had any problems from getting down and dirty in these substances but they are food substances and any food substance left behind on or in a body is a breeding place for microbes.

Clean up.
Both these products have a lot of food coloring in them and tend to stan things. If you want to wash and wear again Id recommend dark clothes with custard it looks better because of the collar contrast. Pouring custard is safe to wash down the drain but its best to put anything lumpy down the toilet to avoid blocking your drain. Use a bath puff to scrub your body and if possible shower twice with lots of shower gel as skin tends to absorb the custard odor leaving many WAMers stinking of stale vanilla. When cleaning a floor etc, scrape off any lumps and flush away or put in bin then use water to wash away any residue. If using custard in a hotel rooms beware the smell! Its worth using flash wipes, or a similar smelly cleaning product, to cover up the custard odor.