That's right, I'm planning on two messy sessions this weekend with my authentic red Hawks jersey and my Sox jersey to celebrate baseball being back! Let me explain.

On Friday night, the Hawks play the Vegas Golden Knights. For every goal Vegas scores, that's one bottle of strawberry syrup over my head. For every goal the Hawks score, one bottle of chocolate. For every goal that makes up the margin of victory, it's 1 pie to the face. So for example if Vegas wins 5-3, it would be 5 bottles of strawberry, 3 chocolate, and 2 pies.

As far as the Sox jersey, we're doing something similar. We're going to use the games on Saturday and Sunday. For every run the angels score, it's one can of tomato sauce over my head (because they're playing the Angels and it's red). For every run the Sox score it's one can of condensed milk (because white, White Sox, get it?). And then throw in one pie for every run the COMBINED margin of victory is. So if the Sox win Saturday 5-3 and lose 7-2 Sunday, the combined margin of victory would be Angels by 3, meaning 3 pies. Hopefully that makes sense.

Let the games begin and watch for the results!