I was looking for a video cassette recently. I still have a huge collection of stuff that I want to convert but it takes awhile, I'm busy and when I'm not busy I'm lazy, blah blah blah. While scanning through a tape, I came across one of my seminal WAM scenes from pre-internet days. I watched so many horrible ABC TGIF comedies, Nickelodeon shows, sleazy talk shows, etc. to find adult males getting messy. One man I could count on was Marc Summers. Not exactly my type, but he had a nice thick head of hair, which I love to see get messy and was obnoxious enough that it was fun to see him abused. Plus he was usually the victim of other adults.

The best moments of Marc's usually involved him being messed up by Robin, the woman production assistant who had become a semi-regular. Once she tormented him as he walked the guests through the obstacle course. He was smeared with chocolate and peanut butter, goo in his hair, pied, made to wear a silly hat, etc. Thoroughly degraded. There are certain WAM scenes I used so frequently as material that I could break it down second by second; every gasp, glance, inferred meaning. This was one.

So I watched it. As I did, my mind wandered. I started to think of Summers' memoirs revealing his lifelong struggle with OCD and what hell it was for him to get messy on those shows. Could you see it in his eyes? Sometimes. Once they dumped buckets of thick, thick slime on him and you can tell he was not amused. But outside of UMD most people would have that reaction to a dousing of that much slime. So as Robin worked that peanut butter and chocolate into his hair and he played along, I got more excited and what made it even more exciting was knowing that he wasn't just acting resistance, but it was truly torture for him and he looked so hot all messed up! I came instantly. Fuck, am I into torture porn??