Tilt Longtail is retired?By SandyTheMudDogPosted 2/13/22 147 views
Dear beloved, we have gathered here today to pay tribute to One of our own Tilt Longtail.
Time has run out for most of the planet. Tilt Longtail had just retired.
It is always sad to lose a furry that's also a toon.
But it is especially difficult when he's is as old as Tilt Longtail.
He stepped down from his furry convention appearances without having a having a chance to get himself fully vaccinated with covid-19 vaccine & covid-19 vaccine booster shot. And we all knew we did our best to convince to get fully vaccinated, but it wasn't enough.
One thing's for certain... The future of furry convention events without Tilt Longtail as we know it... it's heading our way. But we must not lose hope.
Who are we kidding? It's over! We're toast!
Farewell Tilt Longtail, you'll be missed.
My #1 Furry Crush Tilt Longtail has retired.
My dream is dead.
And these monstrous things should be at the bottom of the river along with me.
THE "PIE THROWING 101" I'm working on gone forever.
Rebuild?
No.
Peter was right I miscalculated.
I couldn't have miscalculated!
It was working, wasn't it?.
Yesssss.
We could rebuild.
WE CAN REBUILD, REESTABLISH DOO DAH FURRY PARADE, REESTABLISH PIEASCO & REESTABLISH PIE THROWING 101. We can Make it bigger, stronger & even more powerful than ever.
but we need 12 cans of shaving cream & some paper plates!
Have a nice vacation trip to Florida, Get it from the store, bring them to the hotel/Convention Center & go see the "Pie Throwing 101" for the retirement of Tilt Longtail?
No, I won't Have a nice vacation trip to Florida, Get it from the store, bring them to the hotel/Convention Center & go see the "Pie Throwing 101" for the retirement of Tilt Longtail, I'm not a criminal
that's right, the true crime would be to not finish what we started
When I'm done with everyone after they accepted my apology, I'm gonna become the next Swampy T. Fox, the next furry that's also a toon, the next manager of Doo Dah Furry Parade, the next manager of Pieasco and when I do. nothing will stand in our way....NOTHING.