NOTE THIS IS A STORY, BASED ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF IT WERE REAL WITHOUT TAKING AWAY REALITY, SO IF THIS WAS TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, THIS IS PROBABLY HOW IT WOULD FEEL. SADLY THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED TO ME.





So, I'm sitting at home, waiting for work, still no luck, my friend Adam phones me and tells me he is going away in a few days, on holiday, or vacation if you are over seas. He tells me he will pay me to look after his house while he and his parents go away for the week, so i jumped at the idea! Its money! He also told me he is having a charity event tomorrow and if i wanted to go, of course i went, i will donate!

Anyway, i drove to his house and there were a fair few people there, and i saw my friend Adam and his dad working out where to move the "barrels" Adam dipped his finger in one and said "No way, its to slimy, we need to move them" i asked "Whats wrong, what is that stuff" He told me he contacted the T.V. studio nickelodeon a week or so ago and asked for some gunge (Or slime if you are not from the U.K.) for a charity event, and shockingly they donated some, and it arrived in 10 barrel like containers, big as well it took Adam and his dad to move them. I asked "Why are you moving them, is the stuff toxic?" he grabbed my finger and dipped it in and said "Fell how slimy this is, and we have 10 barrels of the stuff, no its not toxic, its safe, but far to slimy to use" Anyway thought no more of it.

After a hour or so, the barrels had gone, and there was no sign of them, my friend Adam returned and told me they had been disposed of, and we started talking about what i need to do, whats what and where is where when i look after the house for a week, you know the usual stuff that's said, help yourself to food n stuff.

Anyway, it was my time to look after the house, i packed my bags, drove there, and arrived, just before he set off he said "Oh and one more thing, the shower is in the basement in a done out bathroom, the toilet is upstairs" I just said "Ok, glad you told me!" and laughed. He set off, and i just put my bangs in the bed room sorted myself, and did what needed to be done, and chilled. It was 11PM now, and my friend phoned me to let me know he got there, so i thought "Shower time!"

I went into the basement, turned the light on and saw a pool in the corner of the room, like a swimming pool, and there was green stuff in, i phoned my friend and asked "Urm, a pool, wtf is in it?" He explained it was that slime that was going to be used for the charity event, but there was to much, and it was far to slimy. So now not worried what it was i started showering, singing to myself as i do HAHA and because i was wet and soapy, i sipped and my shoulder knocked the shelf rack with all the shampoo, shower gel and more importantly the KEYS!

All i herd was Splat...blop I looked, and i saw everything sinking in the slime pool! The shower rack, shampoo, gel and the keys. I shouted "FUCK" got out the shower still while naked soapy and wet and dipped my hand in and it felt to slimy to get in! No chance! it took me 5 minutes to wash my hand to get the slime off. I got back in the shower thinking on what to do, thinking its chest deep, and very slimy....

After a while i thought "fuck it" i washed all the shampoo of me, got out the shower soaking wet and still naked, and stood over the pool, and said "I'm going to do it"

Thinking about the texture before i get in "Well its safe, but its not really thick, and its not watery and thin, its just...Slimy gooey slime.

"No more messing around" I said, i climbed up the small ladders, and sat on the last step, and thought "This is it" and felt myself all over knowing i wont be this clean for a while.

I stood up, and stepped in! As soon as my feet went in i felt the slime squish between my toes, i sank in slower than water, and as it got to my bum i felt backwards on purpose, so the slime swallowed me. It was cool near the bottom, room temperature at the top, i stood up, wiped my eyes 7 times so no goo was there and managed to open one eye, it was just past my chest, The snot colored goo was everywhere, and thinking to myself "I'm naked in slime" i kneed down into the goo, i never felt anything so slimy in my life! i sank under going forward and all was herd was a Glop I couldn't find anything. After 20 minutes of being in it i found the keys, and throw them out quickly, after 30 more minutes i found the shampoo, but one last small body gel bottle was tricky! it keeps slipping out my hand! but i got it, i was in the slime for 50 minutes!

I climbed up the ladder looking like a green slime blob. My feet were sliding on the metal steps and as i made my way to the floor, i had no grop on my feet. I was just slopping everywhere, i was unrecognizable, all you could hear was "squelch squelch blop" all the slimy sounds, feeling the slime squish between my toes, i tried to walk slipping to the shower, feeling the goo squish between my bum cheeks and feeling my bumcheaks slide up and down as i walk, i made my way into the shower and sat down, again, feeling the goo squish between my bumcheaks and lied down said thought to myself "This feels nice" i lied down legs spread and just rubbed and felt all over myself how slimy and slippy i was, while sliding my bum left to right, i loved it" i turned the shower on, and started to wash off, it took me one hour to get clean again"

It was almost 1AM, and i had a text of my friend saying "My auntie will be staying there with you so you are not alone" I thought, I cant get in the slime, FUCK!

I lied in bed, thinking about what happened, and went to sleep.

The day after, i had my morning shower, looking over at the slime tempted to get in, but i couldn't, dried of got ready for the day and the door knocked, It was Adams Auntie. I looked for a second, and she was no more than 39! Blond hair, lots of make-up, and said, "Hello" and i said "Sal i show you around" and she said "Nope Laughed i have been here lots of times before, Oh and here is my son James" He was my age, said "How you doing" he said "Please tell me there is ps3 here" and laughed.

Thinking to myself i think this will be fun

To be continued.

Thanks for reading, if anyone likes these, i will write a follow up!