so a few years back me and an ex-girlfriend had a bet,she came up with the idea that we would play a game of fifa and the loser would have to let the winner do anything they liked to them,she never showed and interest in the game so i thought it would be an easy victory for me,i picked some random crap team and let her pick real madrid,after full time i unbelievbly lost 4-2,the next night when i called over to her house she marched me straght into the bath and told me to kneel,what followed was a complete head coverage with peanut butter followed by head and upper body coverage with shaving foam,i thought that was the end of it but i was wrong,a container of the thickest flour and water mixture was pourned all over me and beans mixed with custard were poured down the front and back of my underware,i was totally unreackonisable,at which point she told me that she was sick of me boosting how good i was at fifa and had been practicing like mad for weeks in her girlfriends house,the moral of the story is never play a girl in fifa haha