...Jason and I both dived back into the river to rinse off the mud, we both swam to the middle of the river and treaded water, it looked like we were in about 20 feet of water, but it was hard to be sure. We temporarily turned the crystal clear water a cloudy brownish red, fortunately the river currents quickly turned the water clear again, I glanced down at my white jeans, they looked surprisingly clean from what I could tell. Jason motioned me to follow him closer to shore, and stopped when we were in shoulder deep water. We both continued brushing off our clothes underwater with our hands. Jason then turned around and asked if I would brush off his back and he would do the same for me, I moved behind him and started on his shoulders and back, then worked my way down to his cute ass, I felt him tense up for a second then sort of just lean back into me, I continued on moving to his hips, and then to his front...He was hard as a rock! I rubbed his cock through his jeans,he offered no resistance...He turned to look up the hill, John was nowhere to be seen, then I felt his hand touch mine, and he unbuttoned his jeans and pulled down his zipper and whispered "You missed a spot". I fumbled trying to get his cock out of the slit in his boxer briefs and just as I felt the tip of his cock John appeared at the top of the hill with a rope and said "Use this to help get up using the dry steeper trail so you won't get all muddy", and threw it down the hill, then tied it to the tree. Me and Jason looked at each other, and he whispered " That boy seriously needs to work on his damn timing", and we both laughed.
The rope worked, me and Jason both got to the top of the hill mud free, and as a bonus I got to watch Jason's cute ass and legs all the way up!
John handed each of us a beer and told Jason about the hotel room, and suggested to Jason that we stop at his home and he can pack a bag and bring his suit along, so we can all ride together to the funeral in the morning. While Jason was thinking about it, I mentioned that the Hampton Inn has an excellent all you can eat breakfast buffet, and the best coffee of any hotel...Jason's face lit up and he joyfully said "Y'all twisted my arm. Ok you 2 lightweights, chug those beers, I got a bag to pack!"
We drove to Jason's house with all his truck windows open, and were all surprisingly dry by the time we got there, well maybe not dry, but definitely not dripping anymore. Jason's mom came outside, and then did a walk around inspecting the truck for mud. Finding none she then went over to John and gave him a hug and a kiss, then John introduced me to her, she looked at my stained white jeans and then at Jason and said to him "Well, at least y'all cleaned up, but I ain't blind either, we will talk about this later mister!"... And I said to myself "Remind me not to ever piss her off!"
Jason ran in to pack his bag, and John and her got all caught up, she told us the funeral plans and times, and then told us that we were all invited to a get together afterwards to a "Celebration Of Life" for his Grandmother back at her house.
About 10 minutes later he came out with a overnight bag and his suit, I couldn't see what it looked like because it was in a black wardrobe bag, his mom then rattled of a checklist just so he didn't forget everything. She also mentioned that between his dirty clothes in the barn,and his pile of dirty wet clothes in the bed of his truck, that his closet was running out of clothes for him to wear..."Yeah I noticed, I packed my last clean pair of undies, and my only pair of dress socks" His mom walked away mumbling something about the neighbors probably blaming her for raising a slob.
We climbed into Jason's truck, and this time John called shotgun, so I rode in the back seat. I looked out the back window into the truck bed and counted at least 3 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of khakis, 4 shirts, and 8 pairs of boxers and boxer briefs, and 2 pair of boots.All appeared wet or muddy. His mom was right, he is a slob!
We got to the hotel and went in a rear entrance since we were still damp. As soon as we opened the door, Jason's mouth went wide open, he couldn't believe how big the suite was, he said he never saw a King size bed before, I told him not to get any ideas, that's where I'm sleeping, him and John are sleeping in the room with the 2 other beds. I then showed him the Jacuzzi and he grinned from ear to ear.
I told John and Jason that I was going to check out the hotel gym and that they should unpack and hang up anything they were planning on wearing to the funeral so they wouldn't be wrinkled.
I located the gym, and also found 2 huge washers and dryers for the guests next to the gym. I decided to go out to Jason's truck, gather up all the wet dirty clothes from his truck, and wash them as a surprise. The front desk sold detergent and fabric softener.
As I gathered up Jason's clothes, I wondered what the story was as to how they got wet and muddy, the jeans I understood, but the khakis and dress shirts got me wondering? Also in the pile was a pair of loafers and dress socks? Mmm...This was an interesting find indeed.
I loaded up the washer and returned to the room, I found their clothes they were wearing on the floor in front of the patio.I peeked in the bathroom and both John and Jason were in the jacuzzi wearing nothing but boxers, I quickly scooped up their clothes and ran down and added them to the wash and returned. I stripped down to my boxer briefs and joined them.
About 5 minutes later Jason said he needed a beer and stood up, his cock under his boxer briefs left NOTHING to the imagination!! He caught me staring, but he just gave me that smirk again, as he turned to climb out, his cute ass was inches from my face ,I thought to myself "He did that on purpose"
After a minute John then said to me "I take it you think my cousin in hot?" I replied " You and your family got some great genes, I'm guessing cute asses run in the family?" He laughed and asked me whose was cuter? I replied "No comment" And we both laughed.
Jason came back with 3 beers and mentioned that his clothes were missing, so I told him about my little surprise, he thanked me for doing that, and also for getting his mom off his ass..."You know, those clothes you took to the washer are the only clothes I got right now besides my suit", and I replied sarcastically "Guess I'm stuck just seeing you almost naked for a couple hours until your clothes are done". This time I gave HIM a shit eating grin.
When the timer went off I asked Jason to help me fold his clean clothes, I tossed him a pair of my mesh shorts and a T-shirt and we went to the laundry room. I made a pile of socks and undies for him to fold and I began folding the rest, when I came to the dress clothes I asked him how they ended up getting wet and muddy? His face turned sad... "Well...Me and Grams were very very close, she somehow without me telling her knew all my secrets. We sometimes went to church on Sunday together,so these are my church clothes. She always asked me to take her to her "favorite place in the World"It was the place where she first met my Grandfather. It's along a secluded part of the river, there are a these huge boulders there, big enough to fit my truck on if I could get onto it. Ya see,after church she would park along the side of the road and go there and just sing her heart out, she loved to sing. Well one day my Grandfather happened to stopped behind her car thinking that maybe it broke down, and then he heard her singing behind the trees, he told me it was the most beautiful singing he had ever heard. It was love at first site when he came upon her, and Grams said the same thing about Grams. A year later they were Married, and often returned there together for a picnic lunch, and did so until he passed away. She said she feels his presence there. So when I took her there she sang, while I explored, so eventually she figured out that I seemed to enjoy getting muddy...SHIT!! Dang, promise me you won't tell anyone my secret! Shit! not even to John, sorry it just came out". I told him his secret was safe with me, and told him that I probably enjoy getting wet fully clothed as much as he loves getting muddy, and please don't tell John my secret. He then hugged me and whispered in my ear " Getting wet is another of my secrets, 2nd to mud that is".
We went back to the room, John was already in the shower. Jason mentioned a great place for Wings and beer in town, so when John came out of the bathroom in a towel, I mentioned the Wing place..."Perfect, let's go!" I told Jason to take the next shower and I'll follow afterwards.
After dinner, we returned to the Hotel and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up first, and went down and brought back 6 cups of Hampton Inn Robust Coffee and some creams and sugars on a tray to the room. Both John and Jason were awake, I was the last to shower. When I came out and saw Jason I gasped!! Jason was now in his suit and he looked effin HOT! It looked custom tailored..."Damnnn you clean up nicely!" Jason laughed and told me that he saw the suit in a picture for Macy's, and knew he just had to have it, and drove all the way to Atlanta to get it, the salesperson helped him pick out the shirt, tie, dress socks and dress shoes. The suit was cobalt blue, almost shiny, with cobalt and sky blue striped tie and matching socks combo, white dress shirt, light brown Bostonian dress shoes and matching brown belt. I felt the jacket, the material was so smooth and silky. I made a mental note to stop at my Macy's when I got home and buy one for myself.
John was dressed in the same dark gray suit that he wore swimming in my pool a few weeks ago, except today he wore a black dress shirt, a black tie, and the same black shoes and belt. I said to John..."See, I told you the suit wouldn't be ruined"... He replied "Yep, you were right"...Jason cocked his head sideways wondering what we were talking about , so John told him " I ended up in Cliff's pool wearing this suit, and even after being in the pool for 45 minutes, his technique for saving the suit worked"... Jason looked at me and I just nodded..."Interesting" was all he said.
Being that it was a funeral, I dressed in my all black Express suit, white dress shirt, black tie, black shoes, black dress socks, and black belt.
We had breakfast then jumped in Jason's truck and drove to the funeral home, when we walked in, all eyes were on us like laser beams, we were the best dressed there. When we went to the casket to pay our respects, Jason finally cried, John put his arm around his shoulder and I walked away to give them privacy. Jason's mom came up to me and asked me about Jason's suit, apparently she didn't know he had it and thought I maybe loaned him it, I told her "Nope, he bought it himself in Atlanta"... She replied " Maybe there IS hope that he won't grow up to be a redneck after all".
The funeral procession took us to the Graveyard. It was a perfect sunny day, and it was about 10* cooler than yesterday, with a cool breeze so we didn't sweat in our suits. Then we went back to Jason's house for the Celebration Of Life gathering. About an hour later Jason came up to me and John and said "I gotta leave, I promised Grams I'd do something after she passed away and and I intend to keep it!" I asked if he wanted company. "Yeah, I was hoping you'd come"...John piped in and said "I'm coming too, your crazy if you think I'm staying here by myself!"
Jason motioned us to follow him, and walked out the back door of his house to his truck and off we went. We drove about 10 minutes, Jason was silent the whole way, and he pulled off the road in the middle of nowhere and turned off his truck. He opened his console and took out a bottle of Jack Daniels and 3 red plastic cups.... "John, grab the cooler ".
We walked towards the tree line, and I then saw a narrow path through the bushes, I could hear a river close by, and suddenly we came upon 2 huge flat boulders...It became clear now, we are at Jason's Grandmothers favorite spot.
John said..."Wow, I know where we are, Grams described this place perfectly!
We stood on top of the big boulder overlooking the river, Jason went to the cooler and filled each cup with ice and handed them to us,he then opened the bottle of Jack Daniels and filled it halfway up, placed the bottle next to the cooler then raised his cup for a Toast..."To Grams! Who loved me unconditionally despite all my faults, who knew all my secrets, and still loved and accepted me. And no matter how long I live, you will be in my heart and loved forever! I"ll never forget you"...And then chugged his cup. John and I did the same.
Jason then dropped to his knees and finally allowed himself to let out all the pain he's been holding in for days. John knelt next to him and hugged him, I stood behind him and rubbed his shoulders.
After a few minutes he regained himself and stood up, scanning the view from the boulder. He looked at the dirt on his knees and attempted to brush it off. Then refilled John and my cups, while he just drank from the bottle. We all made small talk for a bit then Jason surprised me and sat down at the edge of the rock, it surprised me because of how dirty it was. I sat next to him, not caring that I was sitting on a dirty rock with my ass now probably covered in red dirt too, apparently Jason didn't care either.
John then pointed out a big turtle down below at the rivers edge..."I'm going down and take a picture, BRB". We watched him go down the hill, and he started walking towards the turtle, Jason poked me on my side and pointed at John, then snickered..."Ok Cliff, wait for it... Wait for it...Wait..." And 2 seconds later, John stepped on a of section of ground covered in leaves, and promptly sunk into creamy red mud to just below his crotch! Jason broke out in a hysterical laugh, while John screamed "SHIT!! What the #uck!! Jason couldn't stop laughing, and now so was I.
Jason poked me again, and said with the biggest shit eating grin...."You know he's never going to get out of there without help"...