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The Wet And Muddy Funeral Part 3
By Darthcliff
Posted 11/2/20     283 views
..."Shotgun" I called it first,so I got the front seat, John and his brother jumped into the back seat. We got about 10 feet before John's dad ran in front of the truck, apparently Johns brother was needed at the house to help get prepared for the Funeral, he protested but his dad wouldn't budge.
We took off down some back roads that were badly I need of repaving. A couple miles later Jason slowed the truck onto a dirt road, then stopped. "Crap! We can't go down here, I promised mama not to get my truck and me dirty until after the funeral". Jason then drove us into town.
Ellijay Georgia was exactly how I pictured for a small southern town. Apparently the whole town knew Jason and his truck because everybody either waved or honked as we passed through. A couple miles out of town the road ran alongside the river. About every 1/4 mile we passed people on oversized floats and tubes, wearing anything from shorts to being fully clothed, I guess Jeans are what are used for bathing suits around here.
Jason turned into another side road, and John said " i know this road, Is the rope swing still up" Jason just nodded his head and replied "Yup", and I noticed he grabbed his crotch and gave it a long squeeze. He pulled over shortly after and turned off his truck. "John, grab the cooler". We walked a long time down a well used trail through the woods until it opened to to a wide open area alongside a river, there was a large tree that had a rope attached to a limb 30 feet up, there were also 2X4's nailed into the tree trunk every 2 feet so you could climb up to some limbs and jump into the river if you didn't want to use the rope swing. All in all, it was the PERFECT place for a rope swing.
The open area was about 15 feet above the river, with a well worn path leading from the river back up to the top. The river was beautiful!! The water was so crystal clear...And so tempting
I asked John how deep it was? He responded "Deep enough, I GOTTA PISS", and without taking anything off, he did a running grab of the rope, and swung out over the river, and dropped about 25 feet into the water! ...Well, I didn't see that coming! ...John surfaced and let out a victory yell, then screamed "Momma said I couldn't get muddy, she didn't say anything about not getting wet!" Jason treaded water for about 30 seconds and exclaimed " The water in this spot is about 30* warmer!" apparently he pissed right through his clothes underwater. He then swam to the river bank and climbed out, buckets of water were cascading from his well worn Levi's, blue long sleeve plaid button up, brown belt, and his brown boots,his clothes were plastered to his body, and I gotta say, it looked like a damn nice body, and I also noticed that his growing cock looked pretty perfect under those Levi's too. When Jason bent over to take off his boots to drain the water out, his jeans were so thin that I could tell he had dark blue boxer briefs underneath.
John looked at me and asked " Are we really going to do this?" I just smiled and said " Why not!". Jason started egging us on, so I started emptying my pockets, John sighed, but he did the same. While we were getting ready Jason started climbing the hill leading from the river to the top of the embankment, but between the water cascading off of his clothes and onto the dirt trail coming up, and the steep bank I noticed he had a hard time getting traction, almost falling face first a few times, and sure enough just as he was almost to the top, he slipped and slid feet first all the way to the bottom, finally stopping half way in the river... When he stood back up his entire front was caked in red mud..."Dang it!! These boots were not made for climbing, the soles are way too slippery". Me and John busted out laughing... On his 2nd attempt up, plus with the added water from his dunking, it made the climb up even more comical, he grabbed roots and bushes on the way up to help him, but the end result was that by the time he got to the top he was covered from head to toe in thick red mud. He then took his boots off, walked to his truck, threw the boots in the bed of the truck, and slipped on a pair of tennis shoes. When he turned around he was a sight to see, his cock was now fully hard and he made no attempt to hide it" John tapped my side, pointed at his cock and said "See! Told you he enjoys the mud a little to much" , again making an animated jack off motion... I then said to myself that I just gotta see what's under those Levi's!!
Me and John were laughing hysterically! I mentioned to Jason "So much for promising your mom that you wouldn't get muddy". His face looked worried for a few seconds, then he said " That's why I always carry a change of clothes under the seat!"... " Well, I may as well have some more fun!!" And promptly walked back to the muddy embankment and launched himself head first back into the river. John stripped down to just his Levi's and tennis shoes, then grabbed the rope and swung into the river, then swam over next to Jason by the river bank in neck deep water. I really wanted to go in fully clothed, luckily Jason saved the day by yelling " Hey pretty boy, y'all worried about getting a little water on your clothes? Git your ass in here!" And I swung into the water in my white Ralph Lauren jeans, red v-neck polo shirt, red and white mesh belt, white RL boxer briefs,and white Nikes, the water was the perfect temperature.
I swam over to the bank, John was already out of the water and climbing up the hill, Jason was in crotch deep water waiting,I guess to give me a hand, as I was swimming closer he said "You know those white jeans are probably going to get ruined if you get any red mud on them", I just smiled and said " I suppose, it's just the cost of having fun, so it'll be worth it".
And then I made a big mistake, I was so mesmerized staring at Jason's cock just above the waterline, that I forgot Jason was looking right at me, yep, I got busted...Big time busted. When I finally looked up at Jason, he had a smirk on his face, I pretended I didn't notice, but his face said it all. As I climbed out of the water, I looked down and saw that my white jeans were see-through, and this time I saw that Jason was staring at my growing cock, and mine was a lot more visible through my jeans than his, even with underwear underneath my jeans.
Jason said "Follow me closely, it's tricky going up to the top" **** Shit, I'd follow that cute ass anywhere****
About halfway up, John somehow lost footing, and slid into me, instinctively I grabbed him, causing both of us to slide down the wet muddy hill, all the way to the rivers edge. I rolled over to my back and asked Jason if he was okay. He replied " Yup, I guess you paid the price of having fun" then gave me a shit eating grin, I suddenly realized he tripped on purpose. Without warning Jason grabbed 2 handfuls of mud and started spreading it all over my white jeans..."Sorry pretty boy, those clean white jeans needed to see some mud".... "Oh that's how it is huh?" And I grabbed 2 handful of mud and started spreading it on him. The next thing you know we were wrestling, within a minute we both were covered in red mud from head to toe. John was on top of the hill doing play by play, like a Mud Wrestling Sportscaster. Jason was stronger than me so he was able to pin me on my back. Then suddenly he just stopped, he was laying on top of me, both of us breathing heavily... And then I felt it, his hard cock and mine were touching through our jeans,it was unmistakable, I grabbed his ass with both hands and pulled him harder onto me, and he grabbed behind my shoulders and pulled me harder towards him, our faces were touching, and I could feel his hot breath. And then an ever so slight movement by Jason, he was ever so slightly grinding his cock to mine, his breathing started getting deeper... And without warning his whole body shuddered..."Mmmmfff" ...And 2 seconds later I did the same, and both our bodies went limp...
The moment was ended by John screaming " GET A ROOM YOU TWO" ....Back to reality.
We both stood up and made eye contact, and somehow without saying a word, gave each other approval for what just happened, and now we both had shit eating grins.
I broke the ice by saying " I think we better go rinse off...everything"
Part 4 Coming-The Funeral
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