This is a "memoir" type of post; not a full fiction story or a fictionalized account of something that happened, but also not a verbatim text or report. I took a lot of short-cuts in the flow of the story, edited the dialogue as I remember it, and tried to capture the flow & feeling of the events over a very fun morning.

I cut a lot of "background" info, for example how we got to her place from the loft where we had the pie-fight the previous night, or what the cleanup from the day before was like and how sticky we were, or the fact that we ran out of hot water before we'd washed all of the goo out of every crack and crevice of our bodies!

I also omitted a lot of back-story; E and I have known each other for years, and "Nina" and I had been on a few dates before any pie fights happened, building a friendship and trust without which no WAM play would ever happen.

I wanted to capture the incredible amount of fun we had that morning. I don't always get "dominated" like this, but holy hell I loved it.

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"Good morning, pie boy!", she smiled, stretching in the king bed we shared for the night. Nina, whose job was best described as "professional girlfriend" was one of two women who'd staged a pie-fight with me, the night before. The other woman, who goes by "E", is a professional "sploshing domme", who specializes in WAM play, and who ran our wildly merciless, coconut-cream-pie laden play session. 48 coconut cream pies later, E, Nina, and I were covered head to toe and back to front in sweet, creamy mess.

Nina, who'd never been pied before last night but was very kink-curious, enjoyed getting pied! And as the evening went on, and we plastered each other in set-up after set-up, Nina discovered that it was my enthusiasm for pie play that got her going. She realized that what turned her on was pieing me (or watching E pie me). She said later in the night that giving someone else pleasure, and their accepting the gifts she was giving, was a sensual, and erotic, motivation for her. Add to that the pure joy of smashing a pie in someone's face (which she admitted was addictive!), and she had a winning combination for getting a lot of joy out of our pie play.

Naked, she rolled toward me and said, "You know, now I think I'm addicted to pieing you. I've never had as much fun as I did last night. That was one of the most erotic nights of my life!"

"Mine too", I said. "When you first walked in, in that revealing wrap-dress, I just about did that cartoon wolf whistle thing". She laughed. I was referring to the moment she walked into the main room of E's loft, having changed into a short, plunging black wrap dress, fixed with one lone knot. The fabric was only slightly heavier than lingerie, and it clung to her shape. E had set it up, and told me ahead of time that I'd probably die from lust the first time I saw Nina. Short dark hair, big and beautiful round eyes, "aftermarket" boobs round and wildly pert her nipples poked into the thin fabric despite being "asleep", as she put it. When the cool coconut cream pie hit her skin later that evening, they responded and poked out even further.

(E teased me about it, too. "Uh oh, Nina's brights came on!" she said, and Nina laughed having been pied only seconds before. "J's a big fan of your tits, Nina, he's a nipple freak. Not that there's anything wrong with that, so am I!". Nina laughed, and smeared coconut cream pie over them, teasing us.)

Nina was also blessed with a cute ass. E was right, too, about our personalities; we were a good match. Nina and I hit it off immediately.

Anyway, so back to the morning. We snuggled in bed for a while, talking, kissing, enjoying the nearness and nakedness of each other. She was caressing my face, and I said, "We should pop into the shower soon. And I should shave, huh? Want to help me with the shaving cream?"

She grinned, and kissed me. "Oh, I'll help you with the shaving cream, no doubts about that!". She bounced out of bed and I watched her spring naked toward the big bathroom, and close the door.

I could hear the sounds of shaving cream being released, and it went on a long time. I counted about 4 or 5 cans being emptied. After a few more minutes, she opened the door and peered at me from around the open door. "Ok, you can come in now."

I got out of bed, sporting a ragingly hard erection, and she opened the door and let me into the big bath suite, grinning as she groped my balls and cock as I walked past her. "Mm. Nice! I love how hard you get!"

I kissed her, and we teased each other's tongues for a moment or two. We hugged, very closely, naked skin against naked skin, enjoying the intimate, and sensual, contact. "Mmmm!", she said. "I'll say it again, you're a very sexy man. And you still have a beautiful penis. So hard! So smooth!" She caressed it, feeling me with her fingertips, everywhere. "Sorry, I am enjoying myself!", she said. I replied, "Please, enjoy! I'm all yours. All. Yours."

"Likewise, I'm all yours!", she cooed, and stepped toward the stone countertops of the sink. I noticed four absolutely enormous shaving cream pies, in empty pie-tins left from the night before. "Holy fuck", I said, "It looks like someone's going to get pied!"

She nodded, "Uh huh, oh you sure are. If I learned anything last night, it's that I really enjoy giving you a pie in the face!".

I smiled, "Oh, yeah, you definitely do! You pied me, so well! Really, you got me so so good last night!"

She grinned, "I did! I really did!"

I looked at the enormous pies again, "You outdid yourself here, too. These pies are ridiculous! They're truly immense. I mean, someone's really going to get massively pied."

She said, "Oh yes you are! And I should tell you I'm a little surprised at how thick this shaving cream is. Like, it's really thick, and really slippery. I shaped them with my hands, and wow it felt good."

"Good to know! They do look thick. And, hey, what do you mean 'oh yes you are'? I was referring to the person you're going to pie, whoever that is."

"I know you were, and so was I!", she grinned, stepping close to caress my chest and my penis again. I in turn caressed her breasts, her shoulders, her arms.. basically all of her bare body, casually enjoying how she felt.

"Oh, now wait a minute, hang on. Tell you what, may I help you decide who to pie? Absolutely, mercilessly, fucking pie?", I asked.

She smiled, "Uh huh, lets hear it?"

I said, "First of all, since you're naked, then this person you're gonna massively pie in the face should also be naked."

She caressed me again, "I agree, and they are! Naked!"

I continued, "And, you should hopefully find them quite sexy. A pie in the face is like a language of love, after all!"

"Oh, very sexy", she nodded. "I know you're fishing, but honestly, mm hmm, very sexy!"

I said, "Sounds perfect! So do you have this person in mind?"

She nodded, "Oh yes, I most certainly do have you in mind!"

I said, "There you go, saying me again."

She put her arms around my neck, and said, "Well, because I am going to pie you. You're going to get pied."

I laughed, "Me? Ok, explain, do go on?"

She said, "Because I really, really feel that I need to pie you. You need to be pied."

I said, "And, I deserve this naked pie in the face? Why's that?"

She nodded, "You absolutely deserve it! Because you're really fucking sexy, and I know you love it. You love it! And I love pieing you. I mean, I really love it! So, I really need to pie you. I really do. I love how much you love it. The more you love it, the more I love pieing you. It's a loop!"

I said, "Well, yeah, that is true"

She palmed me from my balls to the tip of my cock, and said, "You are rock-hard right now, so it's safe to say you definitely love it!". I caressed her, between her legs, and she gasped. I said, "Oh, you feel turned-on yourself." She nodded and said, "I won't lie. I'm loving this."

We kissed for a moment, and when we stopped she said, "If we didn't have these pies set up I'd probably fuck you on the spot."

I agreed, and then said, "So what you're telling me is that you're gonna pie me."

She said, "That's what I'm telling you. And I'm gonna do it."

I said, "But those pies, are absolutely huge!"

She nodded, "Oh yes.", and she picked up one of the pies.

"Uh oh.", I said. "And, you say they're unexpectedly thick?"

She nodded, "It shocked me a little how thick this cream is."

I said, "You look very sexy right now, nude and holding that pie."

"Not as sexy as you're going to look after I pie you.", she said.

I said, "Now, hang on a sec.". She asked, "Hmmm?"

I continued, "You said that you loved it when I was asking for it."

She said, "Oh! Yeah, that's true, I love it when you ask for it!", and she laughed. "You know you're gonna get pied. It's a definite."

"And I know you're going to pie someone.", I said.

She nodded, "Without any doubt, I'm going to pie you."

I said, "You are never going to get me to ask for it!"

She said, "Oh yes I am. All you need to do is to say 'yes' three times." Grinning, she took a little bit of shaving cream from the pie and slathered it all over my cock and balls, stroking gently up and down.

I groaned, startled with the pleasure of the sensation. "Oh my god. that feels good.", I said, "You weren't kidding either, this cream is so think! God that feels good"

"Mmm hmm, it does feel good! I like the way you feel, and yeah, it's really thick", she laughed. Tracing a circle around the top of my slippery, white-lather-covered penis, she asked, "Would you like more?"

I nodded "Yes!". She took another bit of shaving cream and again slathered it all over my cock and balls. The sensation was incredible, and I probably got even harder as she stroked and creamed me with her hand. "That's one!", she said.

"Oh crap!", I said. "But, this feels incredible.. oh my god, just.. don't stop."

She said, "You do feel incredible!". She stopped, and grabbed a towel and wiped some shaving cream away. "Aww!", I said.

She looked at me, up and down. "Hm, you do look sexy in all of that cream, maybe I cleaned you up too soon. Would you like more?", she asked as she used her thumb to tease the slick top of my sensitive head.

"Ohh, fuck, mmm. Ooh, that feels good.. yes, more!". Nina took a handful of shaving cream and once again covered my cock and balls, and the thick, heavy cream under her expert hands was pure heaven. She said, "That's two. One more 'yes' out of you, and I'm going to pie you."

Groaning from her stroking, I asked, "You're going to pie me?"

She nodded, "Oh yeah. You're gonna get pied!"

I groaned again as she creamed and slid all over my sex. I reacted by saying, "Oh, Nina, your hand.. this feels so amazing"

She stopped and said, "Oh, should I stop?"

I shook my head, "No! Definitely don't stop!"

Grinning, she started to fondle me again, and said, "So, I should keep going with my hand on your hot, hard, gorgeous cock? Stroking.. and stroking and Stroke. Ing. Hmmmmm?"

"Yes!", I exclaimed.

As soon as I said it, she drew the pie back, and grinning, as I started to say "Oh my g", she slammed the pie into my face, and rubbed it around my face and head. It was wickedly thick, and heavy on my face. And it stuck! She left the tin stuck to me, and stepped back.

"Mmmrp!", I said, from under the pie. I blew outwards to make a pocket for air but the pie was so thick, that I needed to pull the tin from my face. Smiling, and breathing through my mouth, I dragged the tin down my body, and over my cock, to add more cream to my skin and also, hopefully, entertain Nina.

Nina laughed, a deep and long laugh, and then said, "OH my god!! Oh my god!! Hahahahahah! Holy fuck! Oh you have got to see yourself!!". I could hear the water run for a moment, and she said, "Don't move!"

I tried to open my eyes, but the pie was much too thick on my face to see. I'd need to wipe some off before I could see anything, but I was really enjoying performing and being pied, and loving Nina's reaction to me.

I then heard the shutter-sound of her iPhone camera. "Don't move!", she laughed. "Holy fuck you look good! Sexy!"

I smiled, and put my hands on my hips. A few pics later, she said, "You look so hot right now! Oh my god, you really are pied! "

I pinched some pie from my eyes, so at least I could open them and see Nina. She was grinning, eyes twinkling. "How's the pie?" she asked.

"Fucking amazing!", I said. "Was that fun for you?" I asked.

"Oh, you know it was!! That was so much fun! God, I needed to pie you! And I'm not done yet! And you SO asked for it!!"

I looked at myself in the mirror. My face, my head from ear to ear was pied. Thick shaving cream engulfed me, and I looked good and truly pied. "This is so thick.." I laughed.

Nina said, "Oh I could get used to this.", and she picked up another absolutely enormous pie.

I wiped a bit more from my face and said, "Oh, I am good and truly fucked!"

She said, "That's the idea!" Holding a pie in one hand, and smearing cream all over my neck, shoulders and chest with the other, she gave a satisfied sigh.

"Ah, I'm enjoying this. For some reason this is making me really horny!", she said.

I grinned, and said, "OK, now hang on a sec. Fair is fair. You did get pied last night, so give me a chance now. Give me that pie you're holding."

She snickered, "This pie? You want me to give you this pie?"

I nodded, "That pie! It's my turn, and that should be my pie!"

"Your pie?", she asked, "This is your pie?"

"Yes, that's my pie!", I confirmed.

"And you want your pie?", she asked.

"Yes. Give me my pie!"

"Are you sure you want me to give you this pie? Like, positively sure?"

"Absolutely positively, give me that pie!", I said.

"Oh, I love where this is going! You're really asking for it!" she said.

"I am, I'm definitely asking for it", I said.

"Sooooooo your pie just. let you have it?", she cooed, smiling.

"My pie", I confirmed, "Just let me fucking have it!"

She bit her lip, and bounced a little, "Oooooh oh say that again! Please!"

"That. PIE. Let. Me. Really. FUCKING. Have. It." I said, well into a role-play of the character.

She made a whinging kind of a sound of delight, and said, "Mmmm, oh, please say that again!", bouncing on the balls of her feet.

I slowly said, 'Let. Me. REALLY. TRULY. FUCKING. HA" and was cut short as she slammed the pie into my face, smashed it all over my head, and down my body to my cock. "Mmmrg!" I said, and she scooped out whatever was left in the tin and smeared it all over my cock.

"Yes!", she laughed. "Oh my god look at you!!", she was deep into peals and peals laughter now, truly enjoying herself.

"Oh. My. God", I said the heavy, thick, and slippery shaving cream on my face, head, and now thick and heavy on my cock, an incredibly good sensation.

She took more pictures, laughing. "I love this!!", she said, "Oh my god you look sexy!", she laughed.

I was grinning, and got just enough cream from my eyes to see her, naked and laughing and taking pictures of me. I saw myself in the mirror, and yep; I was creamed from head to crotch.

She stood next to me and put her arm around my next and took some selfie-type pics. Cream stuck to her skin, and her left breast was now smeared with a big swath of shaving cream.

She put down her phone, and picked up the third pie.

"Pie yourself!". I said.

She said, "You want me to pie myself?"

I nodded, "Oh yeah!"

"You want me to give myself a pie in my face?"

I said, "Yes!!"

She stepped closer to me, "OH. I see. You mean, like this?". She made a motion as if she was going to smash the pie in her own face, when at the last moment, she smashed the pie into my face.

Laughing loudly as she smeared the pie all around my head, and I spit shaving cream from my mouth, she said, "Nope!", and pied me, without mercy.

I was laughing, and she tossed the tin to the sink. She used both hands to cover me in shaving cream, which by now was heavy and thick on my bare skin.

"Oh my god this feels good." I said.

"Fuck yes it does", she said, her hands all over me, enjoying the sensation of the thick, dense, slippery and sticky mass of many cans of thick lather.

I pulled her close, and hugged her, and even though she squirmed and squealed and tried to get away, I was able to full-body hug her, our bodies now sliding all over each other, naked and slick with lather. Once the initial shock of the sensation subsided, Nina returned my close embrace, writing and sliding with me, and even though her face was accumulating smears of pie, she said "Oooh, oh, this feels sooooo goood", her words ending in a moan. She grabbed my cock and resumed stroking, super-slippery.

She stood back for balance, and she looked sexy, naked and lathered from shoulders to hips, one cheek and her chin covered with pie from my face. She used her hands to distribute cream all over my body, and I used mine to cover her skin in as much lather as possible. My face was still completely pied, and I could only open one eye.

She picked up the last pie. And with a long, satisfied sigh, said, "Yeah, I just have to!". I said, "Ohmygod!" and she pied me again, giggling, and covering me further with shaving cream. There was so much now that it fell to the floor. She was grinning as she used her hands to basically cover all of my bare skin with the cream. I wiped my eyes to see her smiling, gorgeous face, and her body now white with cream.

Still grinning, she move both hands to my crotch and said, "I'm going to make you cum so hard..". She stroked me, caressed me, and my legs started to shake from pleasure. I groaned, and moaned, and she grinned. "Uh huh.. and I'm not going to stop..".

I was close to losing my mind with pleasure from her hands and skills. She said, "Oh, I can keep you here for a very long time!"

I laughed, and she said, "But I won't, I want to make you cum so fucking hard..". She moved her hands to a new position, and with one of her hands started to tease the most sensitive part of my cock, near the head. The other was busy elsewhere. "Three Two", she said, counting down to something. "One..", she said and all of a sudden, my body lost all control and I came -- hard! I came and came and came! I couldn't remember the last time I had an orgasm that intense. Not even the night before, covered in coconut cream and being fucked by this gorgeous woman now making me cum like a lightening bolt had just hit me.

"Yes!", Nina said, and kept stroking me through to a second, less intense orgasm, but still one that left me hyper-sensitive and gasping.

She stopped, and we embraced in the thick cream, recovering and cooling down. Once I could catch my breath, we stepped into the shower, and after a long time of getting all of the shaving cream off of our bodies, we kissed, deeply, for a long time. I used whatever skills I had, mouth and hands, to make her cum as well.

Finally, embracing under the hot water, eye to eye, she said, "Holy fuck that was fun. I don't know what it is but pieing you turns me right the fuck on."

"Getting pied by you makes me megawatt turned on", I said. She replied, "See, right there, it just wants me to do it even more."

"You're a pleaser!", I said. She replied, "I am! And you are too, maybe that's our chemistry."

We stared into each other's eyes for a while. Finally, I said, "Lets stay the night, again. And lets have sex until we can't walk anymore."

She laughed, "Sounds good! Mmm hm. Lets fuck all night.", and we kissed until we ran out of hot water.

Which is where I'll leave it, until next time, readers.
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Q&A:
Are you two dating?
No. We're friendly, have boundaries to our friendship, and truly do enjoy spending time together when possible.

But she likes you right?
Of course. We like each other, quite a lot in fact.

But you're not in a "relationship"?
We are in a relationship. Just not in the way it's defined, or common, in most (U.S). communities.

How did you meet?
I'd asked E for a session and/or advice on how to set up a fun, blow-off-some-steam, pie play session, complete with skits, role-play, and eventual nudity (to which we get by slapstick means). She immediately recommended "Nina", who was very curious to see how this whole WAM kink worked and what it was about. We met a few times for coffee or wine and conversation, and decided we were quite comfortable with each other. We laughed, a LOT. That helps.

Is Nina one of us?
No. She doesn't get turned on by WAM. She does get turned on by turning other people on (paraphrasing her words).

So she didn't really enjoy herself?
She had a BLAST. She said she laughed so hard that she pulled a muscle, and did say that our "pie madness" weekend was one of the most erotic experiences of her life.

Did she get pied?
Oh yeah. Coconut cream pie. A few of them.

What happened at that pie fight?
It will take me a while to get that into a story, if ever. In short, we just played for hours and hours, trying new ideas, skits, role play... we re-enacted some scenes from some of my stories, but in general just improvised mayhem for the night.

How do you meet these people?!
Hang out in the right communities, with people who are sex-positive, communicate well, "grown-ups" (personally mature), super kink-friendly, kink-curious, and overall: nice! It takes months or years to build trust. And, meet people and ask around. And don't be a dick. E suggested "Nina" to me and me to "Nina" because E and I genuinely like each other, trust each other, and help each other when it's appropriate (or needed).

Why shaving cream? Yuk, dude.
It was what we had on-hand at the time, and I frankly love it as pie-in-the-face material. I also love coconut cream pies, so I'm multi-denominational when it come to pie-religion.

Why only 4 pies?
We only had 6 cans, and she made 4 pies from the 6 cans. We only had 4 tins (two packs of 2). If we'd had more, she'd have used them.

Why didn't you pie her?
I did, the night before, with coconut cream pies. And she'd made it clear that she did not want a shaving cream pie in the face, at all, but was more than happy to pie me with them.

How'd you get her to have sex with you?
I didn't "get her to do" anything. That's not how it works. She does what she wants to do. We never discussed it. She was simply very honest and forthcoming in the moment. And, there was no guarantee I'd have said yes, either. And, I am told that I am apparently not aware of how sexy I can be. I've been told this before, and I'm still mostly unaware of it.

Did you film it?
No.

They don't really like you, you know, it's just their job.
OK, look. If you had a real choice, with no effect to your income, between working with assholes, and working with people you genuinely like and respect (and like and respect you back), which would you choose?

Will you see her again?
Time and opportunity permitting, most probably! We're all busy people, and we don't live in the same state.


Hottest moment?
There were so many, but at one point we were naked and very creamed, and recovering from fits of laughter and skit-silliness, and a serious case of the giggles, and E said "You two really need to fuck, and god help me I might just make you!" and slammed pies in our faces at the same time. For some reason both Nina and I found that to be a shared, and very hot, moment.