Would love to celebrate the holiday in a gunge-ful way. Be naked and trussed up like a turkey, sitting in the dining room, as you serve a traditional feast. As each course comes out, you cover me with it: mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, baked yams with marshmallow, and of course, loads of gravy. After the main meal, you'd enjoy a cigar and watch some TV with your guests, before bringing out the pies for dessert!