The afternoon was quiet and I found myself thinking about indulging in a little WAM fun. I'd been out to the shops earlier that morning to pick up cigarettes and it was while I was there that I made the decision to get all the ingredients I needed for a Pie & Custard filled afternoon of fun.

A few hours passed and I found myself sitting around waiting for files to copy, I was still waiting for a delivery which contained the spandex volleyball shorts I had planned to wear for my first real WAM solo sesh, but I decided since I'd bought a pair of compression shorts that were about the length of bike shorts I figured they would do the trick for today. I went to the kitchen and made myself 4 pies, a mix of custard, cream & yogurt topped with whipped cream, these will do I thought to myself. I then sat them in the fridge to give the mixture a chance to gel with itself for a little while.

Bravely I went and gathered my outfit - A microfiber thong, skin tight compression shorts, rash vest and my dark tinted swimming goggles. I was torn at this point - "do I really want to do this" I thought, doubts were filling my mind at every point now. I suited myself up in my spandex outfit, making sure to tuck my rash vest down into my shorts so that it resembled more of a "tri suit" than 2 separate items of clothing and as I stared at myself in the mirror, the side of me that said "Well you might as well cross this off the list of things you want to do" kicked in and I was relatively ready to enjoy my first true messy experience.

Pulling my goggles on spelled doom for me, there was no going back now. I went to the kitchen and gathered my pies from the fridge and my custard from the cupboard (It was non-refrigerated custard for those wondering why it would be in the cupboard), I cleared out my shower and placed the 4 pies on the floor with the 1 and a half bottles of custard next to them.
I held the first pie in my hands, so many doubts filling my mind. I lifted it up, stared at it for around 30 more seconds and then SMASH - I pushed the pie right into my face, feeling the crust break on my head and rubbing the custard through my hair. "What an amazing sensation!" I thought as I panted nervously. Picking up the second pie I did the same thing, right smack bang into my face - the feeling was wonderful and I started to feel a tingling between my legs. I ran my hands all over my spandex outfit, feeling the material & the mess meshing together all over me. Wiping the lenses of my goggles I found the 3rd pie, smooshing it again into my face and up onto the top of my head. With crust and mess all through my hair at this point I picked up the 4th and final pie - I wanted to sit on it but didn't have a feasible chair to allow me to do that. As I went to pull it behind me the contents splatted on the floor, I scooped them back onto the plate and squished it right into my spandex clad booty.

Next came the custard, opening the first bottle I tipped it straight over my head - massaging it into my hair and over my face, it didn't taste half bad either which was a bonus. The next bottle I decided I would use to fill my outfit, I pulled my shorts open a bit and started to let the custard flow down the front. Then I pulled the back of them out a bit and let it flow down over my ass, I could feel it going into my thong at the back squishing it up even more. I pulled open the neckline of my rash vest and poured custard down the front and back, rubbing all over my body I could feel the custard throughout my outfit running from my head to my feet. Now I was completely covered in mess, I peeled off my goggles to have a look at the 'damage' - custard and pie crust were everywhere - "This is going to be a nightmare to clean up!" I said to myself and laughed.

I let the mess sit with me for a little while, still running my hands through my hair and over my outfit, feeling amazed at how great it felt to be covered in such a mess. I turned on the shower and rinsed off my outfit, threw it into the washing machine and cleaned myself up - very glad that I had chosen to live life a little on the wild side and shove 3 & half pies into different parts of my body and pour 1.5 litres of custard over it just to top it off. I certainly plan on doing it again when my volleyball shorts arrive!

Thank you for reading,
Sundovar/Nat