Sunday Night Showdown Episode 2 Part 1By thirdmanPosted 9/15/23 598 views
Melissa Stark takes the stage outside Gillette Stadium, greeted by a legion of excited Patriot fans.
"Welcome to week 2 of Sunday Night Showdown! Last week we saw the cowboys pummel giants in our pilot episode, which led to Giants fan Reby getting absolutely covered in tamato sauce and other Italian goodies by a very happy cowboys cheerleader. "
Pictures of Reby's immense gunging flash on the screen before the camera come back to Melissa.
"Well I'm happy to say we have two more beautiful cheerleaders willing to gamble their dignity on their team's performance tonight. Let's start with the away team, representing the Miami dolphins is the vivacious redhead, Jenna!"
Jenna struts onto the stage with a big smile and a natural fun energy
"Now Jenna, how are we feeling about the fins this week?"
"I feel great Melissa! Did you see the great win we had last week against the Chargers? Tyreek Hill can't be stopped! I'm looking forward to another win, and keeping my hair and uniform nice and clean."
"Well best of of luck to you Jenna! Now let's meet our Patriots cheerleader, it's Mary!"
The beautiful blond Mary skips on stage and seems to be beaming with confidence.
"Now Mary, how are you feeling? The patriots did fail to beat the Eagles last week. Think you'll have better luck in prime time?"
"For sure! Look we came up short last week but Mac Jones looked great! And unlike the last opponent the dolphins had, we actually have some defense. So sorry to say Jenna, but my uniform will be staying clean tonight. I hope your team covers dry cleaning and all the shampoo you may need!"
"Some serious smack talk ladies! Now before we tune into tonight's game, let's figure out what this weeks forfeit is."
Melissa is handed an envelope, and while the nervous cheerleaders try to look over her shoulder, she opens it and chuckled at what she reads
"We'll look at that! Another home team themed forfeit. Ladies, this week's loser will become a CHOWDER HEAD!"
Both Mary and Jenna rolled their eyes and scoffed in disgust. The forfeit name left little to the imagination, soon one of them would have clam chowder in their hair, and who knows where else.
"Well best of luck to you both! Certainly some high stakes this week. We will see you all after the game!"