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By piedme
Posted 8/27/15     200 views
The Meeting




I'm driving west on route 60 just leaving the causeway in Clearwater I approach the Hooters sports bar on the right the place where Lindsey asked me to meet her. 'Did she work there?' I wondered. 'Well, she sure could - she is so sexy' I think to myself, as I pull into the parking lot. My heart begins to race, wondering if she would really meet me. As I pull in I see her standing beside a car. She looks even better in person, tight shorts, tank top and shades atop her head as she smiles at me, knowing who I was by the way I was dressed. Yes, my typical pie suit attire - yellow sweat pants, sweatshirt, turtleneck, sweat socks, yellow rubber boots and rain hat.



I get out of my car and smile at Lindsey. She looks at me and starts to giggle and says "you must be Mr. Pieface. or you're a giant yellow dildo." I laugh and say "yes, its me Mr. Dildo! I mean Mr. Pieface." She hugs me and says "nice to meet you Mr. Pie. You sure like yellow huh?" "Yes I guess I do.so do you work here at Hooters?"



"Nope," she says. "Then why did we meet here?" I asked. "Oh you will find out soon enough.what's in the bag?" she asks. "The outfit I promised to buy for you," I answer. "Oh I see.did you bring the pies I asked for?" "Yes, just what you ordered: 22 pies; 12 coconut and 10 choc cream. By the way, why 22?" She smiled and said "well I wanted to hold the record for the most pies you have been hit with and I figured why not 22 - its more than 15 and matches my age. Well you get the pies and follow me Pieboy," she giggles.



She leads me to the Hooters restaurant and asks me to have a seat out on the patio deck, while she changed into her outfit. A waitress met me - she stared at me, smiled & giggled and says, "this must be our guest of honour." My heart skipped a beat not knowing what was going on here. "So I hear it's your birthday." I paused and was silent for a bit then said "yeah so it is." Even though it wasn't I figured Lindsey had told her this, so I went along with it. "I see you brought us some desert, how nice of you." She takes the bags of pies from my hands and hands them to another waitress. The restaurant was fairly empty because it was early in the morning but there were 5 or 6 waitresses in the building all giggling to themselves and pointing at me. Lindsey must have known this girl or something, but what was she up to? This is not quite what I had in mind. 'Not this public' I thought. Lindsey returned and she looked hot - she could make any outfit look sexy. The outfit I got for her was a white top with short sleeves and the tummy showing with white sweat pants, slouch socks and a pair of keds. To finish the look a white apron, chef's hat and some white gloves. She looked so cute.



With that sexy smirk on her face she says "I see you met Diana - she's the manager here at Hooters and a good friend who offered to help me out today." Just as she said that Diana and two waitresses appeared. Lindsey said "well get him ready girls." Two of the girls grabbed me by the wrists and took me into the back, handing me a hooters sweatshirt to replace my yellow one. "Here put this on birthday boy so you fit in." I did as I was asked and they quickly led me back outside where Lindsey and Diana awaited me. They grabbed my arms and led me over to a chair that sat in front of the rail on the deck and pushed me down onto it. The two other girls quickly grabbed my hands and taped them to the rail. Lindsey and Diana followed up by taping my booted feet to the chair legs. Now I was stuck here tied up at Hooters and at the mercy of the girls.



Lindsey whispered in my ear 'you said you would be honoured to be pied by me.this is one birthday you won't forget in a hurry'. It wasn't even my birthday! I must be dreaming. This couldn't be real. I closed my eyes and re opened them. To my surprise I was still here - it was real! My heart was racing so fast. Just to think, here I was in this fantasy situation. Diana notices my excitement and says "you better not get too excited Pieboy", as she places her sneaker on my crotch and grinds her foot into my crotch. "You're a weird one Pieman" she says. "I hear you also like shoes, socks and feet." My face turned red with embarrassment. Lindsey had told her everything! Diana says to the girls standing behind her "he's all yours for a bit while me and Lindsey get things ready". The girls were all very cute: red head, blonde, brunette, and all wearing their uniform and those socks that I always admired. One of the girls caught me staring at her feet and said "you like my shoes?"



"Yes they are nice," I answer. "No, you know what I mean." She gets closer, right in my face. "Do you like my shoes and socks?" she asked again. "Yes," I stammered. "Would you like to smell them?" The girls all giggled. "Well Pieboy would you? We know you like that." "Yessss," I spluttered. The three girls each removed a sneaker and took turns holding their sneaker over my mouth and nose and rubbing it in my face. Was this for real? I almost passed out as one girl held the sneaker tightly over my face for what seemed like forever. Each sneaker had its own odour and pungent smell that put me in a trance like state and made me light headed. Two of the girls were not very into it and quickly replaced their sneakers but one of the girls couldn't get enough and pulled up a chair in front of me, sat down and placed her sweaty stocking feet in my face, first teasing me with them, and then rubbing them all over my face and hair, knocking my hat to the floor. This girl was really into this and began pushing her sock covered toes into my mouth deeper and deeper each time. Gagging me and telling me to lick the sweat from her socks.



Diana suddenly appeared behind her and grabbed her mouth. "Take it easy Cindy," she said in a harsh voice. "Lets no get him too excited". Then she whispered something into Cindy's ear. Cindy smiled, pulled off her sock and stuffed it in my mouth, taping over it to keep it in place. "Suck on that," she whispered as she replaced my hat and pulled it down tight on my head. Lindsey said "well isn't this a sight. Tied and gagged, huh pieboy? Is this how you like it?" I nodded in agreement. She smiled and said "well OK then. Should the chef get you your desert now?" Again I nodded. "Very well." They all walk off leaving me there for a few minutes.



Another girl walks in for her shift and just looks over at me with a mixture of horror and laughter as she walks by. Lindsey soon returns, now in total control of my fate. She stands before me, hands on her hips just looking me over. Then she rips the tape from my mouth and pulls out the sweat sock, tosses it aside and then looks around, quickly pulling a pair of moist satin panties out of her pocket and shoving them into my mouth. "Here's something good for you to suck on" she coos, and she replaces the duct tape. Just then the 4 waitresses arrive, each carrying a tray with 6 pies on them. I'm looking and seeing 2 extra pies, wondering where these came from.



Lindsey grabs a pie from the tray and holds it up like a waitress ready to serve, saying, "well birthday boy, are you excited?" I nod my head. She looks down and sees my excitement and says, "we can't have you all hot and bothered now can we.let's cool you off." And she pulls the waist of my pants and briefs out and dumps the whole pie in! Plooopppp, then snap as she releases the waistband. She laughs and takes both hands presses and mashes the pie slop into my crotch, smushing it all inside my pants. "How does that feel pieboy?" I say nothing. Shit what could I say even if I wasn't gagged - I'd be speechless!



She asks me to lift my butt off the chair as much as possible and hold myself there as she places the next pie onto the chair. "So how long do you think you can hold yourself up and not sit in that pie?" I held myself there but Lindsey said, "here let me help you." She climbed up on the rail and placed her foot on my head and pushed me back down into the pie. It oozed out all sides as I sat in it. She then quickly grabbed the bottom of my sweatshirt and pulled it up over my head, grabbing 2 pies, one in each hand. "I'm gonna give you that pair of pie boobs you always wanted." And with that she slapped both pies into my chest and twisted them into place like homemade pie tin bra. Through the shirt I thought I saw a flash. As I felt a pie hit my stomach and was thoroughly smeared in, Lindsey pulls my shirt back into place.



At this time I was still spotless on the outside except for my ass. I was however feeling quite creamed on the inside. Diana came over to watch and suggested that Lindsey not forget my back. Therefore Lindsey gave Diana the honour of pulling out the neck of my shirt and dumping 2 pies down my back. They slowly slid down but not all the way before Diana pushed me back against the chair back and smushed them into place. By this point customers had started to trickle in. A couple sat down near by to watch the sight. The girl was laughing hysterically at the sight of me. Lindsey peered over at the girl picked up a pie and walked over to the girl and said "does this look like fun to you missy?" The girl answered (still giggling) "why yes it does." "Really, well here you go." She handed the girl a pie and says "go for it!"



My eyes lit up and opened wide. Was she turning this into a free for all? Is she gonna let all the customers humiliate me like this? Lindsey said "you just look like you need to do this. Go girl, let him have it." Wow, this is really awesome. The girl walked over to me looked me over and had a very serious look on her face thinking how she wanted to do this. She then dipped her finger in the pie smeared a line of cream down my nose. And then pulled of my hat and said "hair today gone tomorrow" Laughing, she turned the pie upside down onto my head, twisted it back and forth, and gave it a pat. Then flinging the tin to the floor she pushed my hat back on over the pie crust, and pulled down as hard as she could, forcing most of the pie into the top of the rain hat and smooshing some out the sides. "There you go birthday boy, from me to you," as she patted my hat down!



The girls all clapped and Lindsey said "well are you having a good birthday so far pieboy?" I nodded. And she said "what was that, I can't hear you." I tried to speak but all that came out was "mmmppffffffff." She said "oh you want more pie? Ok why didn't you say so?" With that she smeared the first pie into my face like a pro. She smeared it, twisted it back and forth and it stuck to my face real good. One of the girls yelled out suggesting I looked kind of hungry and wanted a sandwich. A pie sandwich! Lindsey agreed and took 2 pies and sandwiched my head, smearing the slop into my ears and all over my head again, knocking my hat to the floor. Diana continued snapping photos of the whole event. I still had by my count) eleven of the pies to go. Lindsey un-taped my legs and pulled off each of my boots and socks. Handing the boots to the girls they took them to the kitchen while Lindsey stuffed my pant legs full with two of the choc cream pies and filled my socks with pie slop before she slipped them back onto my feet, making sure the socks were over the pant cuffs to keep the pie from falling out. "Squishy huh pieboy."



The girls then returned with my boots. They unloaded a can of whipped cream, some molasses, ketchup, and mustard into each boot, before they slipped my feet back into them. This was a very weird sensation. As my feet were pushed into the boot the slop oozed out over the tops of the boots making a huge mess on the deck. At this point I felt totally violated. All parts of body are caked with pie but on the outside I remained fairly clean (with the exception of my head). Well that was all about to change. Lindsey wiped my eyes and ears clear of pie and pulled the gag from my mouth. The girls taped my slop filled boots back in place securely against the chair. Then all the waitresses gathered around. Three of the girls & Lindsey each picked up two pies, making eight in total.



Diana led them all in singing happy birthday. As they sang "Happy birthday to you," sspllaaatttt two pies were smashed all over my sweat pants. "Happy birthday to you," ssmmooossshhhh. Two more pies covering my sweatshirt. "Happy birthday dear pieboy," sssmmuuussshhhh, two more pies sandwich each side of my head. "Happy birthday to you!" Lindsey took her two pies and smashed one in my face and the other atop my head all at once. Ssmmeeeeaaaaarrrrrr. And they all clapped. I'm now covered head to toe in pie. 22 pies to my count. Oh my god, I am creamed. The clapping stopped and the crowd seemed to clear.



Lindsey then got close to me cleared my ears and eyes once again and said, "well you did ask for it pieboy. Ha ha ha! And truthfully, I had a blast pieing you." "Stand back Lindsey," shouted Diana as she and another girl poured a 5-gallon bucket of water over my head, cleaning the pie from my hair and face. As my sight cleared up, the lovely Lindsay stood before me as good as ever in her chef's outfit. She then pulled up a chair and ordered 2 beers. She sipped her beer and poured some into my mouth. I then asked Lindsey why she told everyone it was my birthday. She answered, "how do you think I made this happen? Only the best for the birthday boy right!" Diana was standing behind her with a tray and said to Lindsey "are you telling me it wasn't your birthday for real?" I answered "well no its not really but I-" I was cut off by Diana. "SO YOU LIED TO ME HUH!" she said. "Well I think I know what to do with these last two pies."



As she set the tray down, Lindsey quickly interrupted. "Well that's kind of my fault Diana. I made that up .He really didn't know, he just went along with it. So you BOTH lied to me. Well then I guess there is only one thing to do to resolve this." Diana picked up a pie and looked into Lindsey's eyes. "Maybe it's YOUR birthday TOO girlfriend!" Smmmmooossshhhhhhhh! She smeared the pie right into Lindsey's lovely face, twisting it back and forth and pushing pie up her nose. "Thats for lying to me."



I got the same treatment from Diana. As she said, "that's because I have always wanted to do that to a guy that lied to me!" Lindsey sat there with the pie all over her face and a big grin. "Hey that was nice your a real pro Diana.are you sure you never did that before?" Diana just said, "well you will have to find that out someday." And with that she walked off. Lindsey then removed her keds and slouch socks, placing them over my shoulders. She rubbed her bare feet in the pie slop on the floor and sat back with her lovely pie covered bare toes in my face and told me to start licking until her feet were clean. She rubbed her feet all over my face and smeared pie all over my head and teased me with her toes. Before I knew it her toes were being slipped into my mouth as I sucked each one clean. Followed by almost her whole foot being stuffed into my mouth. I couldn't stand it and came like a cannon. "There now I'm done with you." She casually sat back and finished her beers.

The End
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