I smile as I walk you to your shower, fully clothed. You scream when I turn on the water, drenching you almost immediately.

I turn off the water.

You can't believe how terrible I am! "Insolent MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

I held two huge gallons in my hands after turning off the water. I drop them on you, slowly twisting and smearing them. His mouth and nose instantly fill with cake batter and green slime.
The delicate cake batter drips onto your shoulders, leaving your chest partially exposed.

I lick a little from your cheek. "Beautiful. I'll have the photos soon! Muah!" I kiss.

You can't believe this! "Aren't you going to let me go?????"

"What do you think?" I smile mischievously.



While under a runny teal slime

Guuuuuunnnnnnggggggeeeeeeddddddddd

Cold, sloppy green slime instantly covers him, slithering all over his clothes, and dammit, it's so cold!

I spill a bucket of colored confetti over everything. It sticks to slime like glue.

A minute later you think that I am not going to slap you with a blow of colored spark.

SPLASH OUT

you were wrong

I put the key to the handcuffs in your hand. "I texted my friends. I should probably go clean!" I laugh as I run out the door.