So here I am.

For a kick-off, thanks for clicking here and taking time to read my post, believe me it is most appreciated.

I'm a newbie to wam and, having looked around at different wam sites and the many galleries and videos posted on them, I've set my heart of getting a proper gunging at the hands of someone else.

A little about me then.

My name is Dylan Johnson, I'm 21 years old and I live in Hemel Hempstead, which is just outside London. I live with my friends so sadly I rarely have time to myself to get messy, save the odd shaving foam pie here and there. I'm about 5'8, fairly slim and have long brown hair. I'm a freelance journalist and supply teacher by trade.

I've been into gunge since I was about 15 and saw it on TV, it's always been a turn-on for me and I'm really keen to satiate my appetite for it. I've also got a prediliction for cross dressing as well but am yet to try it out, although the prospect is really exciting.

My tastes in wam are quite traditional, I think; I love classic thick cream (or shaving foam) pies to the face and substances such as custard, porridge, beans and gunge used for an over-the-head treatment. I like clothes-filling and bondage and as previously mentioned, am keen to try cross-dressing.

Because of my living arrangements, I can't accomodate, but I can travel - mainly in and around London as I rely on public transport. Ideally I'd like to find an experienced wammer in the London area who has hosted sessions before and can tackle a newbie with a thorough gunging and humiliation. I have to admit the prospect of doing a meet with someone is a bit nerve-inducing, so forgive my shyness. at the moment I'm just after a gunging and nothing sexual, but that may change with experience.

If you think you'd like to take me on an deliver my just desserts, drop me a line and I'll be really keen to chat.

Many thanks,

Dylan